PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Han Solo Berger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hjelmslev has chosen I Touch Myself as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Solo Berger
vs
Hjelmslev

184 cm
33
180 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

182 cm
40
180 lbs
23 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Han Solo Berger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berger keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hjelmslev misses with a hook
and Berger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hjelmslev misses with a left hand
and Hjelmslev takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hjelmslev wants to clinch but Berger slips to the side
and Berger counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hjelmslev's knee momentarily.
Hjelmslev lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Han Solo Berger has been cut.
Hjelmslev misses the body punch
and Berger counters with a slapping leg kick.
Berger ducks under a wild hook from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev misses with a straight left.
Berger appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hjelmslev throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hjelmslev throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Berger counters with a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hjelmslev throws a series of punches but Berger moves out of range.
Berger staying out of range there.
Berger cracks Hjelmslev with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Hjelmslev. That snapped Berger's head back.
Berger lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hjelmslev throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hjelmslev misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Hjelmslev coming out on top.
Hjelmslev throws a lazy right hand but Berger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A low kick from Hjelmslev is predictable there
and Berger counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Berger cracks Hjelmslev with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Berger has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Hjelmslev to stand back up!

Hjelmslev is rocked!
Berger takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hjelmslev is still on wobbly legs! Can Berger finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hjelmslev misses with a right hand
and Berger counters with a huge left! Hjelmslev is in big trouble! He's backing up but Berger isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Hjelmslev from any more damage. A dominating finish by Berger!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Han Solo Berger!
A very excited looking Han Solo Berger made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Ragnar Hjelmslev spoke after the fight, saying 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.