PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voljin Ulfzaar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ulfzaar
vs
Thundercunt

193 cm
25
270 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
255 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Hellraiser Fightgear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Voljin Ulfzaar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ulfzaar takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Voljin Ulfzaar has been cut.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand
and Ulfzaar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Ulfzaar is just out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice defenses there by Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Ulfzaar seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ulfzaar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thundercunt misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Ulfzaar defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ulfzaar lands a slapping body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
As Thundercunt tries to get set, Ulfzaar tries to push him back and clinch up but Thundercunt manages to avoid the attempt.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Ulfzaar tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt throws a combination that misses
and Ulfzaar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ulfzaar closes the distance but Thundercunt moves to the side
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ulfzaar counters with a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ulfzaar clinches up with Thundercunt and pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt working hard to break the clinch.
Ulfzaar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ulfzaar throws a head punch that misses.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Ulfzaar.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot in the inside from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt is looking to break free of the clinch but Ulfzaar has double underhooks.
Ulfzaar lands with a light punch inside.
Ulfzaar stalling in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar lands a body punch.
Ulfzaar swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ulfzaar is leaning against Thundercunt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ulfzaar misses with the head strike.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.

Thundercunt is rocked!
Ulfzaar lands a body shot.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Ulfzaar finish him?
Thundercunt looks winded!
Ulfzaar unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Thundercunt! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Ulfzaar is unloading with more strikes now! Thundercunt drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voljin Ulfzaar!
Voljin Ulfzaar retains his heavyweight title!
Voljin Ulfzaar seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.