PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mawzer VaraKolaudov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). VaraKolaudov has chosen lachin as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Barbie Bloonkers could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mawzer VaraKolaudov's chin.

Bloonkers
vs
VaraKolaudov

207 cm
30
270 lbs
6 - 9 - 0

195 cm
23
300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mawzer VaraKolaudov!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Daniel Blasius and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloonkers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but VaraKolaudov moves away.
VaraKolaudov is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
VaraKolaudov takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Mawzer VaraKolaudov has been cut.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
VaraKolaudov is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
VaraKolaudov checks a leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick
and VaraKolaudov counters with a three punch combo that has Bloonkers backing up. Bloonkers nods at VaraKolaudov to acknowledge the strikes.
Barbie Bloonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bloonkers - that will leave a mark!
Bloonkers tries to land a front kick but VaraKolaudov steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As Bloonkers backs off VaraKolaudov throws a huge counter combo but Bloonkers manages to avoid it all.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
VaraKolaudov shapes to counter with a head kick.
Bloonkers shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. VaraKolaudov eats them both and turns towards Bloonkers to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers cracks the inside of VaraKolaudov's front leg.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromVaraKolaudov.
VaraKolaudov avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
VaraKolaudov is looking for the big counter here.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bloonkers.
Bloonkers looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
VaraKolaudov is looking for the big counter here.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that VaraKolaudov has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
VaraKolaudov checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bloonkers throws a good cross that connects.
VaraKolaudov avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bloonkers chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A jab lands there for Bloonkers.
VaraKolaudov takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That has opened up Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick
and VaraKolaudov counters with a one-two to the body.
VaraKolaudov tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bloonkers is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bloonkers lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bloonkers throws a big shot that misses.
Bloonkers finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bloonkers swings widly with a right hand
and VaraKolaudov counters with a left and a right that stings Bloonkers.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers throws a half hearted mid kick.
VaraKolaudov let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bloonkers misses with an uppercut.
VaraKolaudov doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Some bone on bone action there as VaraKolaudov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bloonkers misses with the body kick
and VaraKolaudov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
VaraKolaudov takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bloonkers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract VaraKolaudov.
Bloonkers lands a head kick!
Bloonkers delivers a nice body kick.
Bloonkers throws a right hand that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crunch! Bloonkers slams his shin into VaraKolaudov's torso.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers is looking to land body kicks.
Some bone on bone action there as VaraKolaudov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
VaraKolaudov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bloonkers throws a low kick but it's checked well by VaraKolaudov.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A clash of legs there as VaraKolaudov blocks the low kick.
As Bloonkers backs off VaraKolaudov throws a huge counter combo but Bloonkers manages to avoid it all.
Bloonkers wants to land a leg kick but VaraKolaudov is out of range.
Bloonkers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bloonkers lands with a nice body kick.
Bloonkers throws a wild body kick that VaraKolaudov sees coming a mile off.
Bloonkers getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bloonkers misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barbie Bloonkers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bloonkers throws a series of punches but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a left and a right that stings Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers throws a body shot but no joy.
Bloonkers scores with a leg kick.
Bloonkers pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bloonkers swings widly with a right hand
and VaraKolaudov counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Despite the aggression on VaraKolaudov's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bloonkers swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bloonkers bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Barbie Bloonkers is winning the standup battle so far.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but VaraKolaudov slaps the foot to one side.
VaraKolaudov throws a counter combo.
VaraKolaudov blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
VaraKolaudov avoids a kick to the body.
Bloonkers's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Bloonkers lands a head kick. VaraKolaudov smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

The cut above Mawzer VaraKolaudov's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bloonkers. VaraKolaudov shrugs it off though.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that half lands.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bloonkers lands with a nice combination. VaraKolaudov backs away looking to recover.

VaraKolaudov is rocked!

Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Sloppy strikes from Bloonkers. Those never looked like landing.
As Bloonkers backs off VaraKolaudov throws a huge counter combo but Bloonkers manages to avoid it all.
VaraKolaudov is still on wobbly legs! Can Bloonkers finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bloonkers tries a head kick but it misses.
VaraKolaudov raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers looking to land some kicks to the body here.
VaraKolaudov throws a big counter head kick but Bloonkers avoids it with no problem.
VaraKolaudov seems to have recovered his senses.
VaraKolaudov avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bloonkers, right into the meat.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but VaraKolaudov moves out of range.
Bloonkers scores with a head kick.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mawzer VaraKolaudov's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Mawzer VaraKolaudov had this to say: 'Wasn't my destiny to win I had fun regardless its about the journey my friends'.