PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ralph Wiggum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Parvin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Wiggum
vs
Parvin

180 cm
26
184 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
18
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ralph Wiggum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Danny Parvin!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Parvin gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Wiggum scores with a shot to the side of Parvin's head.
Parvin is trying to break the clinch but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
Wiggum lands an uppercut.
Wiggum lands with a left to the head.
Parvin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Parvin is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wiggum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wiggum scores with a shot to the side of Parvin's head.

Parvin is rocked!

It looks like Danny Parvin has been cut.
Wiggum lands a body shot.
Parvin is still on wobbly legs! Can Wiggum finish him?
Parvin is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wiggum is defending well.
Wiggum presses Parvin against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Parvin seems to have recovered his senses.
Wiggum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parvin tries to pull guard but Wiggum forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Parvin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Wiggum drops Parvin onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Parvin is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Wiggum throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Parvin looks winded!
Wiggum dips a shoulder and cracks Parvin with a mighty uppercut! Parvin falls back against the cage and Wiggum unloads with a barrage of strikes! Parvin is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Wiggum screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ralph Wiggum!
A very excited looking Ralph Wiggum made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.