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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kullervo comes to the cage accompanied by Kullervo Entrance Theme. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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176 lbs
24 - 10 - 1 |
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158 lbs
37 - 14 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Evil Kullervo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
37 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Spanked slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kullervo closes the distance and pushes Spanked back into the cage.
Kullervo lands a left hand.
Kullervo misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spanked.
A short right from Spanked on the inside.
Spanked looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spanked blocking some punches.
Kullervo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kullervo throws a head punch that misses.
Kullervo breaks the clinch.
Spanked tries a head kick but it misses.
Spanked throws a hook but Kullervo blocks it.
Kullervo ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Kullervo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Private Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Evil Kullervo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kullervo crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Spanked - the referee stops the clock and Kullervo gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Spanked. Kullervo manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Spanked takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kullervo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Spanked counters with a nice uppercut.
Kullervo wants to clinch up but Spanked keeps it at a distance.
Spanked is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kullervo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kullervo misses with a hook.
Spanked lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo throws a shot to the body.
Spanked gets tackled into the cage by Kullervo. Kullervo maintains the clinch.
Spanked lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kullervo.
Spanked can't find room to land a body shot as Kullervo controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Spanked.
Spanked tries to throw a body punch but Kullervo avoids it by throwing Spanked back against the cage.
Spanked scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kullervo lands a left hand that snaps the head of Spanked backwards.
Kullervo takes a shot to the head.
Spanked misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kullervo.
Spanked blocking some punches.
Spanked lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Spanked makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kullervo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A hook to the body from Kullervo.
Kullervo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kullervo scores with a shot to the side of Spanked's head.
Spanked throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kullervos head.
Kullervo scores with a shot to the side of Spanked's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kullervo.
Spanked is trying to force a seperation but Kullervo has the dominant position.
Kullervo swings wildly with an uppercut but Spanked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spanked wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kullervo breaks from the clinch.
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.
Spanked throws a leg kick which misses Kullervo's front leg but catches the back leg as Kullervo tries to avoid it.
Spanked looks to land a right hand but Kullervo moved out of range.
Spanked bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The fighters circling - Kullervo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spanked takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kullervo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kullervo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spanked.
Kullervo misses with an uppercut
and Spanked counters with a stiff right hand.
Kullervo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kullervo throws a sloppy head kick and Spanked moves out of range easily.
Spanked buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spanked connects with a body shot that sends Kullervo's belly button to the back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanked manages to avoid it.
Kullervo missing with a left hand there. Spanked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spanked misses with a body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Kullervo misses the target.
Kullervo throws a head kick that misses.
Spanked ducks under a wild hook from Kullervo.
Kullervo jabs Spanked to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kullervo doesn't manage to clinch there - Spanked circles away.
It seemed like Spanked was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
No joy there for Spanked, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kullervo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kullervo throws a head kick but Spanked moves out of range.
Kullervo closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Kullervo.
Spanked digs a right hand underneath Kullervo's ribcage. Kullervo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kullervo.
Spanked breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kullervo jabs Spanked to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Spanked slips under a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked lands with a nice body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked looks to land a right hand but Kullervo moved out of range.
Kullervo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kullervo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spanked.
Kullervo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spanked.
Spanked feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kullervos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kullervo misses with a straight right.
Kullervo misses with a hook.
Spanked is looking for the big counter here.
Kullervo misses with an uppercut
and Spanked counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kullervo thinking.
Spanked lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kullervo's sensitive parts.
Spanked lands a nice looking body kick.
Sloppy strikes from Spanked. Those never looked like landing.
Kullervo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kullervo misses with a two punch combination.
Spanked moves out of range of the strikes.
Kullervo clinches up against the cage.
Spanked working aggressively here.
Kullervo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Evil Kullervo will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Kullervo takes one on the button.
Kullervo misses with a body punch
and Kullervo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kullervo misses with a wild body shot.
Kullervo tries to clinch there but Spanked circles away.
Kullervo throws a body punch but Spanked moves out of range.
Kullervo throws a sloppy head kick and Spanked moves out of range easily.
Spanked tries to counter by closing the distance.
Kullervo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Spanked throws a head kick but Kullervo moves out of range.
Spanked steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kullervo.
Nice shot lands for Spanked.
Kullervo throws a right hand that misses
and Spanked counters with a nice kick to the body.
Kullervo tries to clinch up but Spanked circles away and keeps his distance.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kullervo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kullervo lands a lovely overhand right.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kullervo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kullervo misses with a body shot.
Kullervo tries a head kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked lands with a straight right. Kullervo didn't see that one coming.
Kullervo cracks Spanked with an open hand slap.
Kullervo lands a glancing blow to the side of Spanked's head.
Kullervo misses the body punch
and Spanked counters with a one-two to the body.
Spanked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kullervo was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanked.
Kullervo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kullervo cracks Spanked with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kullervo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Spanked lands with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kullervo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Spanked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kullervo misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Spanked counters with a low kick, right behind Kullervo 's knee.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kullervo.
Kullervo throws a sloppy head kick
and Spanked counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kullervo is rocked!
Kullervo leaves his chin hanging out and Spanked seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Kullervo crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gonna Spanked!
After the big win, Gonna Spanked made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Reaper Combatwear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Evil Kullervo had this to say: 'I think my heart is broken.'.
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energy
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hype
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