PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pimbo Tights (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Dean Rockefeller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tights kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mama Gon Knock You Out!. Rockefeller has chosen Kreator - Violent Revolution as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Tights
vs
Dean Rockefeller

175 cm
31
182 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

185 cm
31
173 lbs
23 - 10 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pimbo Tights!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, James Dean Rockefeller!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tights checks a leg kick.
Tights ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rockefeller moves away.
Rockefeller with the counter takedown but Tights avoids it easily.
Tights seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Tights checks a leg kick.
Rockefeller is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tights.
Tights takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
James Dean Rockefeller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rockefeller throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tights connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like James Dean Rockefeller has been cut.
Rockefeller comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Rockefeller connects with a body shot.
Rockefeller misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tights throws a jab but it's blocked by Rockefeller.
The crowd cheers as Tights lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rockefeller doesn't seem phased though.
Tights misses with a lunging right hand

and Rockefeller counters by moving into the clinch.
Rockefeller tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tights lands a body shot.
A body shot lands from Rockefeller.
Tights lands a right hand.
Rockefeller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rockefeller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tights is leaning against Rockefeller and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rockefeller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tights tries to work over Rockefeller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rockefeller avoids the elbow strike from Tights, against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tights obliges.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rockefeller.
Tights has a couple of punches blocked by Rockefeller.
Rockefeller lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tights is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rockefeller is defending well for now.
Tights prevents a body shot from Rockefeller.
Knees to the body from Tights.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rockefeller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rockefeller misses with a body punch.
Tights tries to work over Rockefeller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tights gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Rockefeller misses with some punches.
Rockefeller tries to work over Tights's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Tights.
Tights tries to land knees in the clinch but Rockefeller avoids the damage to the body.
Tights is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rockefeller is defending well for now.
Tights landing knees to the body.
Tights tries to throw a body punch but Rockefeller avoids it by throwing Tights back against the cage.
Tights misses with an elbow strike.
Tights lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rockefeller backwards.
Rockefeller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rockefeller swings wildly with an uppercut but Tights uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tights lands a damaging elbow.
Rockefeller lands a hook that snaps the head of Tights backwards.
Tights takes a shot to the head.
Tights lands a body shot in the clinch.
Rockefeller misses with a body punch.
Tights crunches a lovely knee into Rockefeller's ribcage.
Rockefeller looks winded!
Tights lands a hook that snaps the head of Rockefeller backwards.
Rockefeller is working Tights over against the cage.
Tights creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Rockefeller's defenses.
A short left from Tights.
Tights looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Tights lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rockefeller misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tights with a knee to the head.

That has opened up James Dean Rockefeller's cut even more.
Tights lands an elbow inside that Rockefeller shrugs off.
Tights softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tights blocks an uppercut.
Tights scores a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Tights.
Tights scores with a shoulder strike.

Rockefeller is rocked!
Tights can't find room to land a body shot as Rockefeller controls the action.
Rockefeller is still on wobbly legs! Can Tights finish him?
Rockefeller blocks an elbow strike from Tights.
Tights misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Rockefeller.
Rockefeller seems to have recovered his senses.
Rockefeller misses with a punch to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rockefeller tries to throw a body punch but Tights avoids it by throwing Rockefeller back against the cage.
Tights prevents a body shot from Rockefeller.
Good body shot from Rockefeller.
Tights lands an elbow inside that Rockefeller shrugs off.

The cut above James Dean Rockefeller's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tights.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tights.
Rockefeller on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tights lands a damaging elbow.

James Dean Rockefeller's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at James Dean Rockefeller's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Pimbo Tights!
After winning the bout, Pimbo Tights thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.