PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nakki Fakiiri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Fakiiri
vs
Cartmen

202 cm
25
265 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

181 cm
26
210 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

KAISER
Sun-Tzu

The Empire Clothing and Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nakki Fakiiri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fakiiri lands a slapping body shot.
Fakiiri throws a low kick but Cartmen avoids it.
Fakiiri throws a low kick, looking for Cartmen's leg but Cartmen calmly moves out of range.
Cartmen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fakiiri moves away.
Fakiiri misses with a low kick.
As Fakiiri backs off Cartmen throws a huge counter combo but Fakiiri manages to avoid it all.
Fakiiri misses with a head kick.
Fakiiri checks a low kick from Cartmen.
Fakiiri showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartmen.
Fakiiri pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fakiiri throws a series of punches but Cartmen avoids them all with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fakiiri just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartmen is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Cartmen throws the kick towards the body but Fakiiri avoids it.
Nakki Fakiiri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartmen misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fakiiri lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.

Fakiiri rushes Cartmen and presses him up against the cage.
Cartmen avoids a wild elbow strike from Fakiiri.
Cartmen blocks a body shot from Fakiiri.
Fakiiri can't find room to land a body shot as Cartmen controls the action.
Fakiiri can't find room to land a body shot as Cartmen controls the action.
Fakiiri softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cartmen lands a body shot.
I was talking to Fakiiri's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fakiiri misses with an elbow strike.
Cartmen stalling in the clinch but Fakiiri improves position.
Fakiiri pushes off an throws an elbow but Cartmen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cartmen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fakiiri backwards.
Cartmen looking to stall.
Fakiiri misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartmen blocks the elbow strike.
Fakiiri lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartmen is trying to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fakiiri is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Cartmen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Knees to the body from Cartmen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fakiiri tries a body shot but Cartmen blocks it.
Cartmen's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cartmen can't find room to land a body shot as Fakiiri controls the action.
Fakiiri has Cartmen pressed against the cage, preventing Cartmen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartmen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fakiiri throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Fakiiri misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartmen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartmen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fakiiri pushes off an throws an elbow but Cartmen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fakiiri misses with a punch to the body.
Fakiiri pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen scores with a shot to the side of Fakiiri's head.
Cartmen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cartmen missing with knees to the body.
Fakiiri misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartmen is trying to stall.
Cartmen blocks an elbow strike from Fakiiri.
A knee to the head by Cartmen.
Fakiiri trying to stall but Cartmen improves his position.
Fakiiri struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartmen controls his hands.
Fakiiri lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That has opened up Eric Cartmen's cut even more.
A short uppercut from Cartmen.
Cartmen tries to land knees in the clinch but Fakiiri avoids the damage to the body.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Fakiiri.
Fakiiri lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fakiiri lands a hook that snaps the head of Cartmen backwards.
Fakiiri creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartmen's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fakiiri lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Eric Cartmen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eric Cartmen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nakki Fakiiri!
Nakki Fakiiri spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Eric Cartmen spoke after the fight, saying 'screw you guys i'm going home'.