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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luck Chiddell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Chiddell has chosen Shmurda Bobby as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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219 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
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188 cm
24
217 lbs
10 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Luck Chiddell!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chiddell just misses with a punch to the body.
Chiddell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Army moves away.
Decent striking displayed by Army there.
It looks like Luck Chiddell has been cut.
Chiddell shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That kick from Army tenderised Chiddell's leg. Chiddell is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chiddell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Chiddell! But no joy.
Chiddell has managed to clinch.
Army scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army scores with a shot to the side of Chiddell's head.
Chiddell blocks a body shot from Army.
Chiddell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Army works on Chiddell's body with a couple of short punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good body shot from Army.
Chiddell looks winded!
Army lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Chiddell.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
Army lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army prevents Chiddell from breaking the clinch.
Chiddell misses with a punch to the body.
Army lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chiddell backwards.
Chiddell throws a head punch that misses.
Army presses Chiddell against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chiddell takes an elbow to the forehead.
Army lands an elbow inside that Chiddell shrugs off.
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That has opened up Luck Chiddell's cut even more.
Army stalling in the clinch.
Army lands an elbow inside.
The cut above Luck Chiddell's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chiddell's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Army works on Chiddell's body with a couple of short punches.
Army lands a damaging elbow.
Army gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Luck Chiddell's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Luck Chiddell's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Army!
A very excited looking Dick Army made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Luck Chiddell stepped up to the mic, saying 'He is a little bitch'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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