PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lance Maroga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Maroga
vs
Dong

185 cm
18
220 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
26
215 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Likes comics

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lance Maroga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ding Dong!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Daniel Franklin and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maroga takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Dong cracks Maroga with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dong has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Maroga to stand back up!

Maroga is rocked!
Maroga gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Dong counters with a left to the body.
Oh Maroga is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Maroga takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Maroga is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Maroga tries to keep at a distance but Dong has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dong lands a big right hand that drops Maroga! The killer instinct kicks in and Dong finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Dong!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ding Dong!
A very excited looking Ding Dong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.