PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Balrog Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson comes into the arena with Gary Clark Jr. - Bright Lights blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Spooge's choice of entrance music: Litte Things - One Direction. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Johnson
vs
To Spooge

192 cm
47
216 lbs
35 - 19 - 0

185 cm
29
219 lbs
14 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Balrog Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Luis Engracia and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Spooge.
Spooge throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Johnson throws a jab when Spooge was well out of range.
Spooge throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spooge moves in looking to clinch but Johnson pushes him off.
Spooge throws a quick inside leg kick.
Johnson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spooge throws a low kick but it's checked well by Johnson.
Spooge throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Spooge cracks Johnson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spooge lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spooge checks a leg kick.
Johnson checks a leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Johnson.
Spooge let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Spooge connects with a right that clearly hurt Johnson. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Spooge proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Johnson collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Loves To Spooge!
In his post fight interview, Loves To Spooge started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.