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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Myers Hockles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buzz Lightbeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 18 - 1, fighting out of New York, Myers Hockles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Buzz Lightbeer!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lightbeer tries to clinch up but Hockles circles away and keeps his distance.
Hockles darts in looking for a takedown but Lightbeer gets double underhooks and turns Hockles into the cage.
Hockles misses with a body kick.
Lightbeer slips a jab and a cross from Hockles.
Lightbeer checks a leg kick.
Lightbeer scores with a jab. Hockles acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lightbeer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hockles will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lightbeer, right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hockles throws a body shot but no joy.
Hockles throws a leg kick
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
Lightbeer avoids the head kick by Hockles.
Hockles misses with a head kick.
Lightbeer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hockles.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Lightbeer does it's job there.
Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lightbeer avoids the head kick by Hockles.
Lightbeer throws out a counter right but Hockles avoids it with no problem.
Hockles tries a head kick but it misses.
Hockles throws a body kick that misses.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've been informed that Lightbeer has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hockles throws a body kick that misses.
Lightbeer clinches up with Hockles and pushes him back against the cage.
Hockles tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lightbeer avoids it.
Lightbeer manages to break the clinch.
Hockles throws a sloppy head kick and Lightbeer moves out of range easily.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lightbeer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lightbeer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hockles closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Lightbeer quickly recovers to half guard.
Lightbeer pushes Hockles off but Hockles dives into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hockles prevents Lightbeer from escaping the position.
Lightbeer explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Lightbeer blocks a jab.
Hockles shoots for a double leg takedown but Lightbeer sprawls well. He's pushed Hockles's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
Hockles has a takedown stuffed.
Lightbeer is looking for the big counter here.
Hockles takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lightbeer cracks Hockles with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hockles lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hockles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hockles throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Lightbeer scores with a hook.
Lightbeer blocks a head kick by Hockles.
Hockles misses with a kick to the body.
Lightbeer scores with a shot to the body.
Hockles fails with a takedown attempt.
Lightbeer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Hockles had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Hockles shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lightbeer sprawls well. Lightbeer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hockles gets slowly back to his feet.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hockles swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hockles is defended easily by Lightbeer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hockles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A low kick from Hockles is predictable there
and Lightbeer counters with a leg kick.
Hockles closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lightbeer explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Lightbeer blocks the body kick.
Lightbeer works over Hockles's head and body with a nice combination.
Lightbeer scores with a body shot.
Hockles shoots in for a double leg but Lightbeer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hockles.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hockles misses with a left hand
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Hockles looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hockles misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hockles shoots in looking for a takedown. Lightbeer tries to sprawl out of it but Hockles keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lightbeer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Lightbeer dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Good exchange - Lightbeer coming out on top.
Hockles fails with the takedown
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer stuffs the takedown attempt from Hockles. Hockles gets slowly back to his feet.
Lightbeer scores with a one two! Hockles had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Hockles wants to slow Lightbeer down by chopping away at his legs.
Lightbeer flicks out a counter leg kick but Hockles steps away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lightbeer displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lightbeer rushes Hockles and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hockles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hockles gets tackled into the cage by Lightbeer. Lightbeer maintains the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hockles has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lightbeer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hockles is looking for a takedown.
Lightbeer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Buzz Lightbeer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hockles looks for the body kick but Lightbeer saw that one coming.
Lightbeer scores with a decent looking hook.
Lightbeer clinches.
Hockles blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lightbeer lands a hook that snaps the head of Hockles backwards.
Lightbeer keeps control of Hockles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hockles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lightbeer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hockles.
Lightbeer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hockles tries to score a power double leg takedown but Lightbeer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hockles somewhat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Lightbeer.
Hockles misses with a head kick.
Hockles misses with a few strikes there.
Lightbeer throws out a counter right but Hockles avoids it with no problem.
Hockles fails to land the takedown.
Myers Hockles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lightbeer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lightbeer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hockles counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hockles shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Myers Hockles is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hockles falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lightbeer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lightbeer misses with a wild body shot.
Hockles misses with a shot to the body
and Lightbeer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hockles fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lightbeer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer thuds his right hand into Hockles's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Jab by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer lands with an uppercut that bounces Hockles off the cage and back into range.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hockles throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lightbeer was covering up waiting for the punch and Hockles finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Lightbeer is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Hockles dives into side control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hockles lands an elbow.
Hockles is working Lightbeer over with some ground and pound from side control.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Lightbeer takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Lightbeer is trying to buck Hockles off.
Hockles working the ground and pound.
Lightbeer is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Hockles stands up.
Lightbeer avoids a kick to the body.
Hockles slips a straight right by Lightbeer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Lightbeer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Lightbeer tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good leg kick by Hockles there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hockles looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Lightbeer lands a nice shot that snaps Hockles's head back.
Hockles tries to land a front kick but Lightbeer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hockles takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Lightbeer thumps Hockles with a low kick.
Hockles takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hockles throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hockles tried to score with a low kick but Lightbeer checks it.
Hockles fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lightbeer manages to avoid it.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightbeer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hockles on the side of the head.
Hockles looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Hockles is predictable there
letting Lightbeer counter with a right hand.
Lightbeer throws out a powerful jab.
Hockles throws a chopping leg kick but Lightbeer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lightbeer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hockles swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A head kick by Hockles misses
and Lightbeer counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hockles throws a front kick aimed at Lightbeer's knee but Lightbeer avoids it well.
Hockles throws a lazy head kick
and Lightbeer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hockles shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lightbeer but Lightbeer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lightbeer! But no joy.
Hockles misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lightbeer misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer throws a series of punches but Hockles avoids them all with ease.
Hockles throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hockles.
Hockles takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hockles throws a nice head kick!
Hockles throws a body kick that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses
and Lightbeer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hockles moves away.
Hockles shoots in for a double leg but Lightbeer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
It seemed like Lightbeer was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Myers Hockles. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lightbeer leaves Hockles with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lightbeer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hockles momentarily.
Myers Hockles has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lightbeer connects with a single shot there.
Hockles shoots in for a takedown but Lightbeer shows good takedown defense.
Hockles looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses
enabling Lightbeer to counter with a crisp jab.
Lightbeer cracks Hockles with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hockles walks into a stiff left hand from Lightbeer.
Sloppy strikes from Hockles. Those never looked like landing.
Lightbeer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hockles has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hockles there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lightbeer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hockles.
Good exchange - Hockles coming out on top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Lightbeer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightbeer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hockles tries to move into range but Lightbeer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lightbeer connects with an inside leg kick.
Hockles gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Lightbeer counters with a stiff right hand.
Lightbeer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hockles.
Hockles throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hockles gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lightbeer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hockles lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lightbeer scores with a hook.
Hockles tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lightbeer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lightbeer.
And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Lightbeer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Lightbeer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer!
Buzz Lightbeer spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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