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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Doug Funnie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Human Equation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funnie comes to the ring accompanied by Doug Theme Song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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184 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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181 cm
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187 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Doug Funnie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Human Equation!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Sergei Dronov and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funnie misses with a low kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Equation! But no joy.
Equation looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Funnie swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Equation has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Funnie staying out of range there.
Funnie just misses with a punch to the body.
Equation moves away from the strike by Funnie.
Equation throws a one two combo.
Nice takedown defense from Funnie. No joy for Equation on that attempt.
Funnie has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Madz **21 Elite coaches** in the buildup to the fight.
Funnie lands with a hook. Equation tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Funnie wants to slow Equation down by chopping away at his legs.
Funnie jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Funnie jabs Equation to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Equation changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Funnie tries to avoid it but Equation manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Funnie to the ground. Funnie escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Equation gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Funnie tries to clinch but Equation moves out of range.
Equation now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Equation gets tackled into the ropes by Funnie. Funnie maintains the clinch.
Funnie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Funnie can't find room to land a body shot as Equation controls the action.
Equation misses with a punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Funnie.
Funnie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Equation backwards.
Equation tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Funnie smiles and moves away.
Doug Funnie has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Human Equation.
Funnie throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Equation ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Doug Funnie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Funnie throws a low kick but Equation avoids it.
Funnie clinches with his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funnie working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Funnie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Equation is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Funnie works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Equation successfully pulls guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Equation has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Funnie can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Funnie showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Equation looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Funnie has picked Equation up and slammed him! Equation can't keep hold of the triangle and Funnie manages to pass to side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funnie wants to stand but Equation has his arm trapped.
Equation tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Funnie presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Equation sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Equation tries to get to full guard but Funnie has control of the leg.
Equation looking for submissions off his back.
Equation makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Equation.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Equation is looking for a triangle here but Funnie uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Equation tries to bench press Funnie off him but Funnie keeps the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Funnie working away.
Equation is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Equation wants to improve his position but Funnie is controlling well.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Funnie sitting and controlling from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Doug Funnie dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Equation swings for the body but Funnie moves out of range.
Funnie is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Equation can do to turn this around?
Equation throws a jab when Funnie was well out of range.
Funnie looks to land a right hand but Equation moved out of range.
Equation shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Equation ducks under a wild hook from Funnie.
Funnie slips a jab and a cross from Equation.
Equation takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Equation misses with a combination
and Funnie counters with a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Funnie rushes Equation and presses him up against the ropes.
Funnie lands a right hand.
Equation swings wildly with an uppercut but Funnie uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funnie working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Funnie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Funnie lands a hook to the side of the head.
Equation is trying to maintain a safe position but Funnie gets an underhook and turns Equation into the ropes.
Funnie tries to work over Equation's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Funnie works on Equation's body with a couple of short punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Funnie.
Funnie pushes Equation back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Funnie lands a nice shot to the body.
Equation is breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Funnie.
Funnie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Funnie on the inside.
Funnie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Equation backwards.
Equation is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Equation is trying to pull guard but Funnie turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Equation is still on wobbly legs! Can Funnie finish him?
Equation tries to work over Funnie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Equation seems to have recovered his senses.
Funnie scores with a shot to the side of Equation's head.
Funnie digs a right hand into Equation's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Equation's gas tank.
Funnie lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Equation.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Funnie.
Funnie creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Equation with a big uppercut! Equation tries to clinch up but Funnie pushes him back against the ropes and lands another monster strike that crumples Equation to the mat! Equation covers up and Funnie unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Doug Funnie!
The defeated Human Equation had this to say: 'Clinch me once, shame on you. Clinch me twice, shame on you. Stop it. :('.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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