PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Malcolm Reynolds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edern Ap Nudd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reynolds comes to the cage accompanied by Ballad Of Serenity. Ap Nudd has chosen Lift me up as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Malcolm Reynolds is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Reynolds
vs
Ap Nudd

185 cm
32
218 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

180 cm
30
220 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Malcolm Reynolds!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Edern Ap Nudd!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ap Nudd looks to land a combination. Reynolds sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Ap Nudd checks a leg kick.
Reynolds ducks right into an uppercut from Ap Nudd.
Ap Nudd throws a head kick but Reynolds moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reynolds. Ap Nudd does a little dance to reset his feet.

Ap Nudd darts in and clinches Reynolds up against the cage.
Ap Nudd wants to break free but Reynolds has control.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ap Nudd.
Reynolds lands with a right to the head.

Ap Nudd manages to break the clinch.
Reynolds throws an overhand right that lands on Ap Nudd's shoulder, as Ap Nudd tries to avoid the shot.
Ap Nudd misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fight stays on the outside here - Ap Nudd looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Reynolds tries to counter with a takedown but Ap Nudd is quick to defend against it.
Ap Nudd throws a lazy right hand but Reynolds sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ap Nudd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reynolds was well out of range. Poor timing from Ap Nudd.
Ap Nudd drops his hands momentarily and Reynolds takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ap Nudd throws a body shot but no joy.
Reynolds is looking for a counter combo.
A left lands for Ap Nudd.
Reynolds blocks a head kick by Ap Nudd.
Reynolds doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Ap Nudd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Ap Nudd lands a big head kick that sends Reynolds tumbling to the mat! Ap Nudd takes a step backwards and waves Reynolds back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Malcolm Reynolds has been cut.
Reynolds scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Edern Ap Nudd has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ap Nudd cracks Reynolds with a hook to the temple - Reynolds is on wobbly legs here! Ap Nudd swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Reynolds falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Ap Nudd wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Edern Ap Nudd!
A very excited looking Edern Ap Nudd made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.