PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ichabod Crane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sammy Sammich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crane might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Broken Bones - Decapitated. Ichabod Crane is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Crane
vs
Sammich

200 cm
29
282 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

192 cm
29
237 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bos Energy MMA159.4

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ichabod Crane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sammy Sammich!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Nard Betker and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sammich fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crane looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sammich walks into a left hand.
Crane on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A shot to the liver by Sammich. Beautiful body shot.
Sammich scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sammich misses the jab.
Sammich throws the left hand but Crane avoids the punch easily.
Crane misses with a takedown attempt - Sammich sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Crane takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sammich changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Crane is breathing heavily.
Crane shoots in but Sammich avoids the takedown attempt easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sammich uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Crane has time to react.
Crane shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sammich but Sammich pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ichabod Crane. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sammich scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sammich cracks Crane with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sammich tries to clinch but Crane moves out of range.
Sammich bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Sammich scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Sammich takes the fight into the clinch.
Sammich presses Crane against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Crane drops down looking for an ankle pick but Sammich pulls his leg out and moves away.
Sammy Sammich is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crane is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Crane swings for the body but Sammich moves out of range.
Sammich works Crane's body with a nice hook.
Crane changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sammich tries to avoid it but Crane manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sammich to the ground. Sammich escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Sammich works the jab nicely.
Sammich lands with a big left! Crane is wobbled badly! Sammich comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Crane to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Sammy Sammich!
An out of breath and clearly excited Sammy Sammich thanked Bos Energy MMA159.4 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).