PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Miklo Velka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Velka comes to the cage accompanied by Cypress Hill - Insane In The Membrane. Spooge has chosen Litte Things - One Direction as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Velka
vs
To Spooge

188 cm
45
219 lbs
47 - 36 - 0

185 cm
30
219 lbs
15 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 47 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Miklo Velka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Emerson Jorge and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Oooh a lovely combination from Spooge sends Velka down but not out. Spooge dives into side control looking to finish.

Velka is rocked!

It looks like Miklo Velka has been cut.
You can see the frustration on Velka's face as Spooge controls the position.
Oh Velka is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spooge has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Velka!
Velka tries to hold on but Spooge pushes him away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spooge's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Spooge is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Velka has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Spooge looking to control and managing it successfully.
Velka has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

Spooge is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Velka to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Velka shrugs it off.
Spooge controlling from the full mount.

Spooge looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Spooge content just to control the position here.
Velka seems to have got his legs back now.
Spooge looking to control but Velka is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

Spooge moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Velka has worked his arm free - good work by Velka!
Velka tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge taking a break here but Velka is having none of it and regains half guard.
Spooge stops Velka from getting back to his feet.

Velka is defending against the submission attempts here by Spooge.
Spooge is looking to take a break and control but Velka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Velka trying to hold on to Spooge's head to control him but Spooge postures up.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Spooge trying to pass the guard but Velka defending well.
Spooge is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Velka!
Spooge trying to control but Velka is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Spooge moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Velka has worked his arm free - good work by Velka!
Velka stops Spooge from passing to mount.
Spooge trying to control the action but Velka is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Spooge goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Velka rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Spooge's guard! Nice work there by Velka!
Spooge wants to stand and escape but Velka is having none of it.

Spooge is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Velka presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Spooge lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Miklo Velka's cut is getting worse.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Velka controls his hands.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Spooge as the two fighters clinch.

Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Miklo Velka's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Velka moves to clinch but Spooge breaks away
and Spooge counters with a nice uppercut.
Velka scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Loves To Spooge is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Velka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spooge manages to avoid it.

Velka moves into range and clinches up with Spooge.
Spooge works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Spooge unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Spooge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Velka blocks it with crossed arms.
Spooge lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Spooge.
Spooge crunches a lovely knee into Velka's ribcage.
Knees to the body from Spooge.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but Velka blocks with his arms.
Spooge working Velka over with knees to the body.

Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Spooge rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Velka moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Velka gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Miklo Velka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Spooge and Velka are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Spooge throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Velka into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Spooge knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Loves To Spooge!
Loves To Spooge bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.