PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Alex Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dardan Douchebag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Douchebag has chosen Donkey as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Brown
vs
Douchebag

180 cm
27
150 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

176 cm
20
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alex Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Bruno Lombardi and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown looks for a takedown but Douchebag sprawls well.
A slapping leg kick lands for Douchebag.
Douchebag throws a hook but Brown avoids it easily.

Douchebag feints and as Brown raises his hands in defense, Douchebag changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Douchebag stays in close to Brown's body and controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Douchebag tries to free his leg and advance position but Brown is retaining full guard.
Douchebag landing some decent shots from guard.
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Douchebag looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Brown wants to stand up but Douchebag is controlling him.
Douchebag wants to pass the guard but Brown is keeping the position.
Douchebag stops Brown from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag is stalling in the full guard.
Douchebag lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Douchebag won't allow Brown to get back to his feet.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Douchebag seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Douchebag cracks Brown with a solid left hand.
Brown has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Brown wants to stand up but Douchebag is controlling him.
Brown wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag passes into half guard.
Douchebag takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Brown on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Douchebag working over Brown with some ground and pound. Brown looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Douchebag works his foot free and advances to mount.
Douchebag landing strikes, looking to finish!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Douchebag raining down hammerfists from mount.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Douchebag breaks from Brown's wrist control and lands an elbow.

Brown is rocked!
Douchebag working Brown over with strikes here.
Oh Brown is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Brown takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Douchebag's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
An out of breath and clearly excited Dardan Douchebag thanked My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).