PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charles Grace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and No For Gay Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Grace might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?. The crowd seem to be enjoying Jesus's choice of entrance music: Havana. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Grace
vs
For Gay Jesus

182 cm
28
172 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

183 cm
27
170 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Grace!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, No For Gay Jesus!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grace looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jesus tries to clinch up.
Grace swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jesus.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jesus checks a leg kick.
Grace moves out of range of the body kick.
Good work by Jesus as he checks the leg kick.
Grace keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Jesus misses with a right hand
and Grace connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jesus tried to score with a low kick but Grace checks it.
As Jesus backs away, Grace returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Jesus tries to clinch up but Grace circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jesus has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jesus is looking to chop away at Grace's legs.
Grace throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jesus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jesus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Grace attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jesus doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grace fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Grace misses the body punch
and Jesus counters with a right hand to the body.
Grace lands a front kick.
Jesus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grace feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Jesus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jesus checks a leg kick.
Grace throws a leg kick which misses Jesus's front leg but catches the back leg as Jesus tries to avoid it.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Grace moves away and avoids it.
Grace seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Grace throws a leg kick but Jesus sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jesus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Grace takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Grace throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A low kick from Grace misses
and Jesus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jesus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Grace scores with a leg kick.
Jesus is looking to clinch but Grace is avoiding it.
Grace throws a solid leg kick but Jesus takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Grace.
Grace lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jesus's sensitive parts.
Grace throws a leg kick
and Jesus counters with a left to the body.
A lazy body kick from Grace
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jesus tries to clinch but Grace moves out of range.
Grace lands with a shot to the body.
Grace throws a leg kick that misses.
The fighters circling - Grace throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jesus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jesus is looking to score with low kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jesus blocks a jab.

Jesus moves into the clinch.
Grace avoids a wild elbow strike from Jesus.
Jesus prevents a body shot from Grace.
Grace scores a nice knee to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Grace.
A head punch on the inside from Grace fails to land.
Grace misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grace blocking some punches.
Grace tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Grace swings wildly with an uppercut but Jesus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.
Grace misses with a knee to the head.
Jesus slowing the pace effectively.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jesus.
Jesus stalling in the clinch.
A short left from Grace.
Grace misses with some punches.
Grace tries a body shot but Jesus blocks it.
Grace lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grace softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jesus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Grace tries a body shot but Jesus blocks it.
A short uppercut from Grace.
Jesus tries to pull guard but Grace forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Grace misses with a body punch.
Grace can't find room to land a body shot as Jesus controls the action.
Grace with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jesus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Grace just stands there and leans against the cage.
Grace swings wildly with an uppercut but Jesus uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles Grace dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jesus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Grace.

Jesus takes the fight into the clinch.
Grace lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Grace - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Grace breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Grace throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Jesus counter with a right hand.
Jesus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Grace. That's going to slow Jesus down.
Jesus misses with an uppercut. Grace saw that one coming.
Grace throws a big shot that misses.
Grace is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jesus can do to turn this around?
Grace fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grace just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Grace connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Grace lands a really nice looking cross but Jesus seems unphased.
An inside leg kick lands from Grace.
Grace scores with a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Grace.
Grace backing away here, and Jesus unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Grace fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Grace tries to land a front kick but Jesus steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A low kick from Grace is predictable there
and Jesus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jesus drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Charles Grace is winning the standup battle so far.
Grace misses with a leg kick
and Grace takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Grace bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jesus's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Grace will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Grace throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jesus lands a leg kick that knocks Grace off balance momentarily.
Grace takes one on the button.
Charles Grace seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grace lands with a straight right. Jesus didn't see that one coming.
Charles Grace is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice defenses there by Grace.
Jesus misses the shot to the body.
Grace tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Grace.
Jesus appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Grace throws a low kick but Jesus moves out of range easily.
Jesus swings for the body but Grace moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jesus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jesus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Grace - the referee stops the clock and Jesus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Grace. Jesus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jesus moves out of range of the strikes.
Grace is looking to land body kicks.
Jesus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Grace throws a front kick aimed at Jesus's knee but Jesus avoids it well.
The fighters circling - Jesus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Grace lands with an overhand left.
Grace connects with a nice looking jab.
Grace tries to work over Jesus's front leg with a kick but Jesus checks it.
Jesus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grace.
Grace scores with a push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jesus throws a nice head kick!
Jesus tries to clinch but Grace is having none of it.
Jesus takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jesus just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grace walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jesus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jesus misses with a looping left.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Grace lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jesus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jesus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jesus now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Grace lands a jab to Jesus's midsection.
Jesus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
It looks like Grace has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Grace is looking to score with low kicks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jesus checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles Grace dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Grace scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That kick from Grace tenderised Jesus's leg. Jesus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jesus scores with a jab. Grace acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Grace misses with a low kick.
Grace works Jesus's body with a nice hook.
A jab from Jesus does it's job there.
Grace fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice body kick there by Grace.
Jesus throws a low kick but Grace avoids it.
Grace tries to land a leg kick but Jesus saw it coming and moves away.
Jesus with the counter takedown but Grace avoids it easily.
Grace throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jesus.
A little jabbing left from Jesus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Grace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Grace.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Grace.
Jesus misses with a jab to the body
and Grace counters with a thumping low kick.
Grace misses with a low kick as Jesus jumps back.
Grace lands a nice shot to the body.
Jesus connects with a high kick.
Grace throws a shot to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Jesus blocks the leg kick.
Grace cracks the inside of Jesus's front leg.
Grace dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jesus. That did some damage!
Grace looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Grace is rocked!
Jesus misses with an uppercut. Grace saw that one coming.
Grace is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
No For Gay Jesus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grace avoids the head kick by Jesus.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Grace, right into the meat.
Grace getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jesus checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jesus doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jesus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Grace uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jesus has time to react.
Grace with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Grace moves away and avoids it.
Grace looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Grace pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grace lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jesus at a distance.
Good leg kick by Grace there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Grace scores with a nice strike.
Grace shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jesus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grace throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jesus on the side of the head.
Grace fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jesus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Grace throws a leg kick but Jesus checks it.
Grace throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grace scores with a body shot.
Jesus lands a lovely overhand right.

Grace darts in and clinches Jesus up against the cage.
Charles Grace is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jesus.
Jesus jumps guard but Grace turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Jesus throws a head punch that misses.
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jesus misses with a short punch on the inside.

Grace breaks from the clinch.
Grace tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jesus is able to avoid easily.
Grace connects with a nice looking jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grace turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jesus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grace.
Jesus misses with a hook to the body
and Grace counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Grace slips under a jab from Jesus.
As Jesus looks to move away, Grace throws a big counter combo but Jesus just gets out of the way.
Grace blocks a jab.
Grace attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Grace keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Charles Grace showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Grace has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles Grace!
An intense looking Charles Grace took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I'm gonna debate the f@ck outta myself as soon as I hit the shower!'.