PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chip Chocolate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chocolate comes to the cage accompanied by Cookie Dance. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Chocolate
vs
Dahmer

194 cm
20
270 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
21
250 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer shoots in but no luck this time.
Chocolate leaves Dahmer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
It looked like Chocolate wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dahmer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chocolate.
Dahmer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dahmer there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Jeffrey Dahmer has been cut.

Chocolate gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Dahmer manages to break the clinch.
Dahmer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chocolate is looking for a counter combo.
Dahmer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Chip Chocolate has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeffrey Dahmer.

Chocolate gets caught flat footed, as Dahmer shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Dahmer preventing the sweep.
Dahmer postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Chocolate looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dahmer is one step ahead there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocolate pulls Dahmer in to control the position.
Chocolate looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chocolate keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.
Dahmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dahmer is looking to advance position but Chocolate has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

Chocolate sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Chocolate prevents Dahmer from getting the reversal.
Chocolate controlling his opponent.
Chocolate trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chocolate fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Chocolate working the ground and pound effectively.
Chocolate scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dahmer?
Dahmer is in a horrible position here. Chocolate smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Dahmer is desperately trying to improve his position but Chocolate has a good base and remains in mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chocolate controlling from mount.
We've been hearing that Chocolate has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Dahmer is desperately trying to improve his position but Chocolate has a good base and remains in mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chocolate can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dahmer is looking to escape.
Chocolate controlling the position easily from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer is looking to improve his position but Chocolate isn't that keen on the idea.
Chocolate in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Chocolate can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dahmer is looking to escape.
Chocolate knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dahmer on the ground.
Dahmer is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chocolate scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Chocolate landing strikes from the mount and Dahmer is in trouble!
Chocolate punishing his opponent with strikes.
BOOM! Chocolate connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Dahmer is rocked!
Chocolate fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dahmer wants to hold on but Chocolate pushes him away.
Chocolate lands a heavy elbow.
Dahmer is still in real trouble! Can Chocolate finish him?
Chocolate controlling his opponent.
Dahmer seems to have recovered his senses.
Chocolate in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Dahmer is squirming around, avoiding Chocolate's attempts to control the action.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Chocolate working Dahmer over with strikes here.
Chocolate controlling the position easily from mount.
Dahmer tries to hold on but Chocolate pushes him away.
Chocolate controlling the position easily from mount.
Dahmer really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Chocolate raining down shots from the mount!
Chocolate will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer is in all sorts of trouble here.
Dahmer keeps trying to improve his position.
Chocolate landing shots from mount.
Dahmer is working to get back to half guard.
Chocolate controlling the position easily from mount.
Chocolate lands a heavy elbow.
Chocolate scoring with strikes but Dahmer is staying in there.
Chocolate sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Chocolate working away from the top, dropping strikes.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Chocolate sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Chocolate is landing with some decent strikes but Dahmer is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Chocolate! Dahmer is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Chip Chocolate!
Chip Chocolate was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.