PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Eddard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Cartmen
vs
Eddard

181 cm
26
210 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

194 cm
26
243 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

The Empire Clothing and Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karl Eddard!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartmen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartmen throws a quick counter kick to the body but Eddard avoids it.
Cartmen scores with a head kick.
Cartmen scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Eddard swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cartmen counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Eddard is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Cartmen misses with a body shot.
Eddard changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Cartmen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Eddard counters with a nice body shot.
Cartmen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Eddard looks to land a left hand but Cartmen moved out of range nicely.
Cartmen quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Cartmen looks for the body kick but Eddard saw that one coming.
Cartmen misses with a hook to the body

and Eddard counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Eddard thows a huge punch but Cartmen dodges it nicely.
Cartmen trying to hold on to Eddard's head to control him but Eddard postures up.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Eddard lands a nice short elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eddard slips a nice elbow through Cartmen's hands, connecting with Cartmen's forehead.

It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.
Cartmen is refusing to be controlled, as Eddard sits in half guard.
Eddard trying to control from Cartmen's half guard. Cartmen has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Eddard accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Eddard not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartmen keeping moving, preventing Eddard from controlling successfully.
Cartmen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Eddard is working Cartmen over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Cartmen might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Eddard slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Cartmen manages to work his way to half guard, despite Eddard's best efforts.
Cartmen wants to improve his position but Eddard is controlling well.
Eddard perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Eddard connects with a nice short shot to Cartmen's temple.
Eddard trying to control the action but Cartmen is working from the bottom.
Cartmen wants to control but Eddard is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Eddard is trying to control the action in half guard but Cartmen is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cartmen trying to hold on to Eddard's head to control him but Eddard postures up.
Eddard wants to pass to mount but Cartmen is defending the position.
Eddard thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen is looking for a sweep. Eddard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Cartmen trying to control but Eddard postures up.
Cartmen won't allow Eddard to pass to mount.
Cartmen is trying to control but can't.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Eddard lands a nice short elbow.
Eddard trying to control the action but Cartmen is working from the bottom.
Eddard lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartmen controlling the position well.
Eddard looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eddard thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Nice strikes from Eddard there.
Eddard working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Cartmen taking some punishment here, with Eddard in his half guard.
Eddard scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Cartmen wants to improve his position but Eddard is controlling well.
Eddard seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Cartmen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Cartmen tries to roll over but Eddard keeps him under control.
Eddard seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Eddard performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl Eddard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Cartmen throws a right and a left that Eddard avoids nicely.
Eddard avoids a kick to the body.
Eddard stuns Cartmen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Good leg kick by Cartmen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cartmen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cartmen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Eddard.
Eddard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cartmen misses with a straight left.
Cartmen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cartmen appears to be looking for a big counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen dodges the punch combination from Eddard.
Eric Cartmen is winning the standup battle so far.
Eddard lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen with a nice cross.
Cartmen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Eddard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartmen.
Eddard misses with a combination
and Cartmen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Eddard misses with an uppercut.
Eddard misses with a body shot.
Cartmen slips a jab and a cross from Eddard.
Cartmen takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
An inside leg kick lands from Cartmen.
Cartmen tries to land a body kick

and Eddard decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Cartmen's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Eddard throwing strikes from guard but Cartmen blocks nicely.
Eddard postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eddard controlling from the top position.
Eddard missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Cartmen has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Eddard is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Cartmen.
Cartmen is working to avoid the ground and pound but Eddard connects with a decent elbow.

Eric Cartmen's cut is getting worse.
Eddard has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Eddard is putting a hurting on Cartmen here, landing some big shots from side control.

Eric Cartmen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Cartmen is working to avoid the ground and pound but Eddard connects with a decent elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Cartmen takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Eddard connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Cartmen some visible discomfort.
Eddard is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Cartmen will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Cartmen can't do much from the bottom here.
Eddard scoring with punches and elbows.

Jeez, Eric Cartmen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eric Cartmen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Karl Eddard!
The defeated Eric Cartmen had this to say: 'screw you guys i'm going home'.