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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Socrates Poophead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikey Chav (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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205 lbs
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212 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin |
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Socrates Poophead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pikey Chav!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poophead throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Chav tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Poophead is in Chav's guard.
Poophead won't allow Chav to get back to his feet.
Chav is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Poophead will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Poophead is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Chav is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Chav has escaped and now he's on top!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chav would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poophead controls Chav momentarily but Chav frees himself.
Poophead is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Chav stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Poophead swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Poophead is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Poophead has a closed guard, preventing Chav from standing up.
Chav trying to control the position from guard on top but Poophead is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Poophead drives through with a takedown into guard.
Poophead has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Poophead's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Chav looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Poophead loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Chav working a defensive guard here.
Poophead controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Chav keeping moving, preventing Poophead from controlling successfully.
Chav is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poophead is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Poophead stuffs the takedown attempt from Chav. Chav gets slowly back to his feet.
Chav gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
It looks like Pikey Chav has been cut.
Socrates Poophead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chav is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Poophead closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Chav did well to prevent Poophead getting side control.
Poophead thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chav's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poophead tries to pass the half guard into mount. Chav knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Poophead perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Poophead is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Chav doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Poophead.
Poophead is thwarting Chav's attempts to control the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Poophead misses with a head shot. Chav uses the momentum to regain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Socrates Poophead dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pikey Chav's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Poophead scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Chav is trying to control Poophead's posture but Poophead avoids it.
Poophead working the ground and pound but Chav is defending the strikes.
Poophead fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Poophead stands up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chav looks to score with a jab to the body but Poophead is just out of range.
Poophead lands a body shot.
Poophead throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Chav was covering up waiting for the punch and Poophead finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Poophead is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chav can do to turn this around?
Poophead works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chav is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Chav slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Chav trying to control the position.
Poophead decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Poophead shoots in and bounces Chav off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chav trying to control the position.
Chav wants to stand but Poophead is controlling the position.
Chav controls Poophead momentarily but Poophead frees himself.
Poophead wants to control from the top but Chav keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Poophead postures up.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Poophead looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from Poophead. No joy for Chav on that attempt.
Nice body kick from Poophead.
Poophead forces Chav back against the cage and clinches.
Chav looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Chav's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chav jumps guard but Poophead stands there with Chav around his waist. Chav gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Chav tries to pull guard but Poophead won't allow it.
Socrates Poophead has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pikey Chav.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Poophead - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Chav is fighting off a takedown attempt but Poophead is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Chav to the mat. Chav regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Poophead trying to control but Chav is working from the bottom.
Chav wants to sweep but no luck.
Poophead pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chav is keeping the position for now.
Poophead wants to stand but Chav is controlling his posture from full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chav looking to hit a scissor sweep but Poophead is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Socrates Poophead dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pikey Chav's cut.
That's time! Poophead's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Poophead is looking to slow Chav down with leg kicks.
Chav throws a combination that misses
enabling Poophead to counter with a crisp jab.
Poophead shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Poophead controls from within his opponent's guard.
Socrates Poophead overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Poophead looking to sit in guard and control but Chav gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chav looking to pass the guard.
Chav postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poophead wants to sweep but no luck.
Chav trying to control the position from guard on top but Poophead is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Poophead not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Chav throwing strikes but missing.
Poophead on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Poophead tries to get out of the position.
Chav trying to control the position from guard on top but Poophead is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Chav passes into half guard.
Chav blocks the strikes from Poophead.
Poophead is looking to improve his position.
Chav moves nicely into side control.
Poophead is not content to let Chav control the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poophead is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Poophead wants to improve his position but Chav is controlling well.
Poophead trying to control but Chav postures up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A head kick by Chav misses
and Poophead counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Poophead lands a high kick!
Chav fails to land the takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chav shoots for a takedown but Poophead saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
No luck for Chav with that takedown attempt.
Socrates Poophead has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pikey Chav.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Poophead.
Poophead lands a nice forearm strike.
Poophead scores with punches from side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chav struggling a bit here.
Poophead wants to lay and pray for a moment but Chav keeps working.
And that's the end of the fight!
Socrates Poophead showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Poophead has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Socrates Poophead!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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