PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pimbo Tights (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anderson comes to the cage accompanied by Mouth For War. Tights has chosen Mama Gon Knock You Out! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Pimbo Tights is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Anderson
vs
Tights

178 cm
28
180 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

175 cm
32
182 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kevin Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pimbo Tights!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson tries to land a body kick
and Tights counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tights.
Pimbo Tights seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Tights tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A telegraphed right hand from Anderson misses the target.
Tights lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Anderson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tights.
Anderson dips to his left and cracks Tights with an uppercut!
Anderson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Anderson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson misses with a hook.
We've been informed that Tights has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Anderson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Anderson scores with a push kick.
Tights waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anderson.
Anderson misses with a few strikes there.
Tights throws a big shot that misses.
Anderson is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Tights scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A swing and a miss from Tights.
Anderson appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tights tries to clinch there but Anderson circles away.
Tights misses with a hook.

Tights moves into the clinch.
Anderson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tights pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Tights misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anderson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Anderson blocks an elbow strike.
Tights digs a right hand into Anderson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Anderson's gas tank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tights or not.
Tights can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
Anderson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anderson tries to throw a body punch but Tights avoids it by throwing Anderson back against the cage.

Anderson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Good work by Tights as he checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tights throws a shot to the body.
Anderson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Anderson throws a lazy right hand but Tights sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Anderson cracks Tights with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Anderson scores with a nice strike.
Tights displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Anderson throws out the jab.
Anderson thows a leg kick but Tights checks it
and Anderson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Anderson lands a jab.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tights unloads a knee to the mid-section. Anderson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A left hand lands to the body for Tights.
Anderson is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderson takes a knee right on the jaw!
Tights lands a nice elbow.
Anderson managing to block the knees to the body from Tights.
Tights tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anderson's elbow.
Tights has Anderson pressed against the cage, preventing Anderson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tights.
Tights throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Tights misses with an elbow over the top.
Tights scores with a nice hook to the head.

Anderson is rocked!
Tights scores with a shoulder strike.
Oh Anderson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tights creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Anderson with a big uppercut! Anderson tries to clinch up but Tights pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Anderson to the mat! Anderson covers up and Tights unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pimbo Tights!
During a confident post fight interview, Pimbo Tights thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.