PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Danny Page (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fib Dibwibbler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dibwibbler is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ready to Die- Andrew WK. Fib Dibwibbler is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Page
vs
Dibwibbler

180 cm
22
185 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

180 cm
24
183 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Danny Page!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fib Dibwibbler!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Jonathan Paton and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dibwibbler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big right from Dibwibbler misses.
Nice body punch from Dibwibbler.
Dibwibbler misses with an uppercut.
Dibwibbler misses with a hook. Page ducked under it nicely.
Page has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A swing and a miss from Dibwibbler.
Dibwibbler throws out a loose jab but Page uses good head movement to avoid it.
Page is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dibwibbler is looking for the big counter here.
Page fails in his attempt to clinch.

Page pushes Dibwibbler up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dibwibbler.
A short right from Dibwibbler on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Page tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dibwibbler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dibwibbler is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Page jumps guard but Dibwibbler turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
We've been informed that Dibwibbler has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Dibwibbler is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dibwibbler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dibwibbler throws a body punch but Page moves out of range.
Page tries to clinch up.
Dibwibbler circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Dibwibbler to counter with a crisp jab.
Page fakes the leg kick and cracks Dibwibbler in the body.
Danny Page seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dibwibbler looks to land a body kick but Page moved away.
Dibwibbler is looking to slow Page down with leg kicks.
Page doesn't manage to clinch there - Dibwibbler circles away.
Dibwibbler appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dibwibbler misses with a straight left.
Dibwibbler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Page moves into the clinch successfully.
Dibwibbler displaying some good clinch control by pressing Page up against the cage.
Dibwibbler can't find room to land a body shot as Page controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Page scores with a nice hook to the head.
Page being controlled against the cage.
Page is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dibwibbler is keeping busy.
Dibwibbler is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Page is keeping busy.
Dibwibbler throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Page looking to slow down the pace here.
Page slows down the pace here.
Dibwibbler prevents a body shot from Page.

Page breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Page staying out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dibwibbler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Page scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

It looks like Fib Dibwibbler has been cut.
Dibwibbler throws a head kick that Page semi-blocks.
Dibwibbler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dibwibbler misses with a straight right.
Page tries to clinch but Dibwibbler moves out of range.
Page closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dibwibbler counters with a straight right hand.
Page misses with a series of wild punches.
Dibwibbler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The fight stays on the outside here - Page looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
No joy there for Dibwibbler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dibwibbler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Good leg kick by Dibwibbler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dibwibbler misses with a body shot.

Page moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Page misses with a punch to the body.
Dibwibbler misses with a punch on the inside.
Page is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Page drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Page lands a body shot in the clinch.

Page pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dibwibbler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Page moves out of range of the strikes.
Dibwibbler misses with a lunging right hand
and Page counters with a series of strikes. Dibwibbler will be more careful next time no doubt.
Dibwibbler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Page counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Page closes the distance and clinches.
Dibwibbler throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pages head.

Dibwibbler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dibwibbler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Some wild striking there from Dibwibbler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fib Dibwibbler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fib Dibwibbler's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Page tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dibwibbler swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Page rushes Dibwibbler and presses him up against the cage.
Dibwibbler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dibwibbler tries to stall but Page uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dibwibbler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Page misses with the head strike.
Dibwibbler lands with a light punch inside.
Dibwibbler lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dibwibbler prevents Page from breaking the clinch.
A short left from Dibwibbler.
Dibwibbler lands with a left to the head.

Dibwibbler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dibwibbler swats away the attempt to clinch by Page.
Page blocks a head kick by Dibwibbler.
Page tries to close the distance and clinch but Dibwibbler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Page tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dibwibbler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fib Dibwibbler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dibwibbler avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Page wants to clinch up but Dibwibbler keeps it at a distance.
Page ducks under a wild hook from Dibwibbler.
A combination from Page does no damage.
Page blocks a jab.
Dibwibbler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Page counters with a head kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nice body kick from Dibwibbler.
Page tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dibwibbler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Page tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dibwibbler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Page throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Page takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Some wild striking there from Page.
Page is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dibwibbler lands with a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Page wants to clinch up but Dibwibbler keeps it at a distance.
Dibwibbler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Page moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dibwibbler clobbers Page with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dibwibbler cracks Page with a good jab.
Page lands with an overhand left.

Page clinches up against the cage.

Dibwibbler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dibwibbler tries to land a leg kick but Page saw it coming and moves away.
Page wants to clinch up but Dibwibbler keeps it at a distance.
Dibwibbler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dibwibbler swats away the attempt to clinch by Page.
Dibwibbler keeps the fight on the outside.
Dibwibbler misses with a looping left.
Dibwibbler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Page tries to clinch up but Dibwibbler circles away and keeps his distance.
Dibwibbler lands with an uppercut that bounces Page off the cage and back into range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dibwibbler throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fighters circling - Dibwibbler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Page has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dibwibbler finds it's way round the side to connect with Page's head.
Page tries to clinch there but Dibwibbler circles away.
Dibwibbler misses with a low kick.
Page lands a jab to the nose.
Page tries to clinch up but Dibwibbler circles away and keeps his distance.
Page throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dibwibbler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Page.
Dibwibbler throws a leg kick that misses.
Page fails with an attempt to clinch.
Page is looking to clinch.
Page swinging wildly here.
Page tries to clinch there but Dibwibbler circles away.
Danny Page is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Page tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dibwibbler counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Page throws a nice head kick!
The fight stays on the outside here - Page looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dibwibbler throws a wild body kick that Page sees coming a mile off.
A bone on bone clash there as Page blocks the leg kick.
Page doesn't manage to clinch there - Dibwibbler circles away.
Good shot there by Page.
Page closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dibwibbler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dibwibbler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dibwibbler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Page sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Page is looking to clinch but Dibwibbler is avoiding it.
Page looks to land a combination. Dibwibbler sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Page steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dibwibbler.
Page wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dibwibbler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Page tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dibwibbler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fib Dibwibbler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fib Dibwibbler's cut.
That's time! Page's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Page throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Page tries to clinch but Dibwibbler moves out of range.
Dibwibbler throws a shot to the body.

Page takes the fight into the clinch.
Page is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Dibwibbler to keep the fight standing.
Dibwibbler is trying to maintain a safe position but Page gets an underhook and turns Dibwibbler into the cage.
Dibwibbler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dibwibbler lands a left hand.
Dibwibbler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Page pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dibwibbler lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Page backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dibwibbler - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Page tries to score a body lock takedown but Dibwibbler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dibwibbler is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Page misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dibwibbler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dibwibbler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Page tries to break the clinch but Dibwibbler is controlling the position.
Page controlling the action here for a moment.
Page is looking to break free of the clinch but Dibwibbler has double underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Dibwibbler scores with a nice short uppercut.

Dibwibbler breaks the clinch.
Page throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dibwibbler.
Decent striking displayed by Page there.
Page wants to clinch up but Dibwibbler keeps it at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Page. Those never looked like landing.
Dibwibbler swats away the attempt to clinch by Page.
Page tries to close the distance and clinch but Dibwibbler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dibwibbler tries a head kick but it misses.
Page tests Dibwibbler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Page tries to clinch but Dibwibbler moves out of range.
Page scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dibwibbler throws a leg kick but Page checks it.
Dibwibbler thumps Page with a low kick.
Dibwibbler closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Page misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A good leg kick by Page.
Dibwibbler fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Page checks it well.
Page doesn't manage to clinch there - Dibwibbler circles away.
Dibwibbler jabbing away but nothing is landing.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dibwibbler is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Page's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dibwibbler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dibwibbler is trying to break free.
Dibwibbler controlling the action here for a moment.
Page lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dibwibbler.
Dibwibbler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dibwibbler misses with the head strike.
Page throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dibwibblers head.
Page scores with a hook to the body.
Page tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Page. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Page gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Page stalling.

Dibwibbler kicks off Page and gets to his feet.
Danny Page has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dibwibbler tries to bum rush Page with a series of wild strikes but Page uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dibwibbler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Page is out of range and Dibwibbler settles back down.
Fib Dibwibbler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dibwibbler throws a hook but Page avoids it easily.

Page forces Dibwibbler back against the cage and clinches.
Dibwibbler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Page taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Page misses with some punches.

Dibwibbler manages to break the clinch.
Dibwibbler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Page misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fib Dibwibbler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dibwibbler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fib Dibwibbler!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Fib Dibwibbler waved his t-shirt featuring Voodoo Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.