PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bronson Steam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eino Kolehmainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bronson Steam is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Steam
vs
Kolehmainen

183 cm
24
198 lbs
10 - 2 - 1

178 cm
31
185 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Brawler
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bronson Steam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eino Kolehmainen!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steam works Kolehmainen's body with a nice hook.
Kolehmainen misses with a takedown
and Steam counters with a stiff right hand.
A punch lands to the side of Kolehmainen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kolehmainen fails with the takedown.
Steam thinks about countering with a head kick.
Kolehmainen misses with a takedown attempt - Steam sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bronson Steam has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eino Kolehmainen.
Kolehmainen is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Steam Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Kolehmainen is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bronson Steam!
Bronson Steam seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.