PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Squiggy Squirrelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Haze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jerry Haze is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Squirrelly
vs
Haze

179 cm
24
170 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

168 cm
25
154 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Squiggy Squirrelly!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jerry Haze!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haze checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Haze ducks under a wild hook from Squirrelly.
Haze throws out a counter right but Squirrelly avoids it with no problem.
Haze steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Squirrelly.
A slow jab from Haze misses its intended target.
Haze throws an off balance right hand
and Squirrelly connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Haze misses with a straight left.
Haze scoring well with a low kick there.
Haze connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A swing and a miss from Haze.
Haze jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Haze is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Haze avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Haze's jab looks to have found its range, popping Squirrelly under the eye.
Haze has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Squirrelly misses with a head kick.
Squirrelly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Haze takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A clash of legs there as Haze blocks the low kick.
Squirrelly throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Squirrelly keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Haze.
Squirrelly lands with an overhand left.
Squirrelly with a nice cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Haze misses the target.
Squirrelly looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Squirrelly. Haze does a little dance to reset his feet.
Squirrelly scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Haze doesn't seem bothered though.
Haze waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Squirrelly.
Squirrelly throwing a counter right hand but Haze manages to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Haze.

Haze clinches.
Haze misses with a body punch.
Haze has a couple of punches blocked by Squirrelly.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Haze.
Squirrelly is trying to push Haze away but Haze has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Haze with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Haze lands with a right to the head.
Haze tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Squirrelly's elbow.
Squirrelly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Squirrelly wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Haze throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Squirrelly blocks it with crossed arms.
Haze goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Haze lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Come on Squirrelly - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squirrelly has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Squirrelly has had enough of the clinch but Haze keeps him there for the moment.
Haze working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Haze letting Squirrelly take a breather here.
Squirrelly lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haze.
Squirrelly blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Haze as Squirrelly tries to tie him up.
Squirrelly managing to block the knees to the body from Haze.
Squirrelly manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Haze with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Haze trying to land knees to the body.
Good body shot from Squirrelly.
Haze lands a right hand that snaps the head of Squirrelly backwards.

Squirrelly breaks the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Haze with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Haze throws an overhand right that lands on Squirrelly's shoulder, as Squirrelly tries to avoid the shot.
Squirrelly takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A punch lands to the side of Haze 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Squirrelly scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haze swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Squirrelly throws a lazy uppercut
and Haze counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Squirrelly throws a sloppy body shot
and Haze connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Squirrelly connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Haze's hands.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Haze checks a leg kick.
Squirrelly feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hazes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Squirrelly cracks a nice hook into Haze's ribs.
Squirrelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly lands with a shot to the body.
Haze keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Squirrelly connects with a high kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haze lands a jab to the nose.
Haze connects with a leg kick. Squirrelly looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Haze catches Squirrelly with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Haze lands a nice leg kick that just misses Squirrelly's sensitive parts.
Squirrelly misses with a straight left.
Haze is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Squirrelly with a body shot.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Squirrelly. No joy for Haze on that attempt.
Haze throws a leg kick which misses Squirrelly's front leg but catches the back leg as Squirrelly tries to avoid it.
Haze tries to clinch up.
Haze keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Squirrelly.
Haze connects with a good right hand that stumbles Squirrelly. Squirrelly circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Haze stuns Squirrelly with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Squirrelly takes a swing at Haze's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Haze just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Haze blocks a leg kick.
Squirrelly swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Haze.
Good shot there by Squirrelly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jerry Haze will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Haze misses with a straight left.
Squirrelly is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Squirrelly wants to slow Haze down by chopping away at his legs.
Haze throws a leg kick which misses Squirrelly's front leg but catches the back leg as Squirrelly tries to avoid it.
Haze throws a lazy uppercut
and Squirrelly connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Haze uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squirrelly.
Haze follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Haze checks a low kick from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly thows a left - swing and a miss!
Squiggy Squirrelly is winning the standup battle so far.
Squirrelly chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Haze can pounce on him.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Squirrelly throws a body shot but no joy.
Haze connects with a solid leg kick.
Haze just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly avoids the body shot from Haze.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haze scores with a leg kick.
Squirrelly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Haze works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Haze lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squirrelly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Haze appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haze connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Squirrelly moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Squirrelly cracks Haze with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Haze looks to score with a jab to the body but Squirrelly is just out of range.
Squirrelly looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Haze looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It looked like Squirrelly wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Haze scores with a head kick. Squirrelly tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Squirrelly is rocked!
BOOM! Haze lands a beautiful left hook that drops Squirrelly. Squirrelly tries to recover but Haze is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Squirrelly lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jerry Haze! Jerry Haze retains his super heavyweight title!
Jerry Haze seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.