PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Crawley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crawley has chosen Barbarian Overlords - The Ambassador as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Laloosh
vs
Crawley

200 cm
29
220 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

187 cm
29
211 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Highland Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nuke Laloosh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Charles Crawley!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crawley throws a looping overhand right but Laloosh ducks down to avoid it.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Crawley, as that shot connected.
Crawley misses with a straight right.
Crawley tried to score with a low kick but Laloosh checks it.
Laloosh was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

Laloosh takes the fight into the clinch.
Laloosh lands a body punch.
Crawley has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Laloosh lands a hook that snaps the head of Crawley backwards.
Crawley is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crawley working aggressively here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Laloosh as Crawley tries to tie him up.

Crawley breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh throws a big shot that misses.
Crawley looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crawley scores with a decent looking hook.
Crawley throws a head kick that misses
and Laloosh counters with a slapping leg kick.
Crawley throws a low kick but Laloosh moves out of range easily.
It looked like Laloosh wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Crawley counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crawley thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laloosh fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice body punch from Laloosh.
Crawley has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Laloosh moves out of range as Crawley strikes.
Crawley throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A leg kick checked by Crawley.
Laloosh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Crawley tries to land a leg kick but Laloosh saw it coming and moves away.
Laloosh looks for the body kick but Crawley saw that one coming.
Laloosh blocks a head kick by Crawley.
Crawley moves in looking to clinch but Laloosh pushes him off.
Jab by Laloosh.

It looks like Charles Crawley has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh connects with a solid leg kick.
Crawley steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
Crawley uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laloosh.
Crawley throws a leg kick that misses.
Crawley takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Laloosh blocks a jab.
Crawley connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laloosh tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Crawley is able to avoid easily.
Crawley chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Laloosh darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Crawley does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nice defenses there by Crawley.
Laloosh looks to throw the jab but Crawley is out of range.
Laloosh throws a push kick but Crawley slaps the foot to one side.
Crawley looks to land a right hand but Laloosh moved out of range.
Crawley uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laloosh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh throws a leg kick which misses Crawley's front leg but catches the back leg as Crawley tries to avoid it.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but Crawley sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Laloosh backing away here, and Crawley unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Crawley misses with a hook. Laloosh ducked under it nicely.
Crawley turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Laloosh, as that shot connected.
Laloosh cracks Crawley with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Crawley tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Laloosh pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Crawley is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Laloosh!
After winning the bout, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.