PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voljin Ulfzaar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Ulfzaar
vs
Thundercunt

193 cm
26
270 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

194 cm
26
245 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Voljin Ulfzaar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Daniel Franklin and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ulfzaar scores with a hook to the body. Thundercunt takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

Ulfzaar darts in and clinches Thundercunt up against the cage.
Ulfzaar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Ulfzaar blocks it.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ulfzaar lands a right hand.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Ulfzaar blocks it.
Ulfzaar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thundercunt's efforts to push away.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ulfzaar pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ulfzaar lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Ulfzaar prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Ulfzaar pushes Thundercunt against the cage. Ulfzaar is working some dirty boxing. Ulfzaar pushes off with a quick right hook! Thundercunt goes down! Thundercunt tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Ulfzaar moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voljin Ulfzaar!
A victorious Voljin Ulfzaar thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.