PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Methyrr Dall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gar Goyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dall comes to the cage accompanied by Outlaws. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Gar Goyle was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dall
vs
Goyle

213 cm
22
288 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

197 cm
22
270 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Methyrr Dall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gar Goyle!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Colin Fotheringham and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dall is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Goyle.
Dall misses with a hook.
Goyle has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Dall is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Dall tries to work over Goyle's front leg with a kick but Goyle checks it.
Goyle looks to land a combination. Dall sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Goyle takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Gar Goyle has been cut.
A combination from Goyle does no damage.
Goyle displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Methyrr Dall has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes from Goyle. Those never looked like landing.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Goyle!
Goyle misses with a few strikes there.
Dall misses with a hook. Goyle ducked under it nicely.
Goyle looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Goyle lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Goyle checks a low kick from Dall.
Goyle throws a right hand that Dall ducks under and follows up with a left that Dall also avoids with ease.
Goyle lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dall showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Goyle.
A nice combination there by Goyle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goyle connects with a body shot.
Goyle throws out a loose jab but Dall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dall tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Goyle is able to avoid easily.
Dall takes a swing at Goyle's ribcage but misses.
Goyle throws a right and a left that Dall avoids nicely.
Goyle misses with a two punch combination.
Dall fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Goyle throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Dall counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Goyle wants to get back to his feet but Dall is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dall trying to control the position from guard on top but Goyle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dall stops Goyle from standing up.
Dall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Goyle is keeping the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goyle is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Dall is controlling him.

Dall drops back looking for a leg! Goyle is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Goyle manages to kick Dall off! Dall jumps back into Goyle's guard.
Dall wants to pass the guard but Goyle is keeping the position.
Goyle is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Dall dives into side control.
Dall tries to advance to mount but Goyle denies him.
Goyle wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Dall is trying to get an arm triangle but Goyle is defending well.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Goyle wants to get back to his feet but Dall is dominant here and he's now got Goyle's back!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dall has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.

Goyle defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Goyle is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

Dall is working for a rear naked choke. Goyle is not defending it well and Dall has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Goyle refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Goyle's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Methyrr Dall!
A victorious Methyrr Dall thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.