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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mario Eikmeyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch has chosen Ooh La La as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Tiny Mcfacepunch enters the cage!
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272 lbs
19 - 23 - 1 |
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275 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 23 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mario Eikmeyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcfacepunch lands a leg kick that knocks Eikmeyer off balance momentarily.
Mcfacepunch tried to score with a low kick but Eikmeyer checks it.
Mcfacepunch throws a sloppy head kick and Eikmeyer moves out of range easily.
Eikmeyer drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mcfacepunch sprawls and moves away.
Eikmeyer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mcfacepunch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Eikmeyer is defended easily by Mcfacepunch.
Eikmeyer with a lazy takedown attempt
and Mcfacepunch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice takedown defense from Mcfacepunch. No joy for Eikmeyer on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mario Eikmeyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mcfacepunch fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Eikmeyer.
Eikmeyer with a poor takedown
and Mcfacepunch counters with a nice kick to the body.
A big left from Mcfacepunch misses.
Mcfacepunch throws a sloppy head kick and Eikmeyer moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch slaps away a takedown attempt from Eikmeyer, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Eikmeyer shoots in and bounces Mcfacepunch off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eikmeyer throwing strikes from guard but Mcfacepunch blocks nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch is looking to stand up but Eikmeyer isn't so interested in that idea.
Eikmeyer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Eikmeyer stops Mcfacepunch from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mcfacepunch preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Mcfacepunch is looking to stand up but Eikmeyer isn't so interested in that idea.
Eikmeyer drops back looking for a leg! Mcfacepunch is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Mcfacepunch manages to kick Eikmeyer off! Eikmeyer jumps back into Mcfacepunch's guard.
Mcfacepunch working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Eikmeyer.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Eikmeyer accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mcfacepunch avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Mcfacepunch is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Eikmeyer is controlling him.
Eikmeyer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Eikmeyer throwing strikes from guard but Mcfacepunch blocks nicely.
Eikmeyer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Eikmeyer thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Eikmeyer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Mcfacepunch is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Eikmeyer is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Eikmeyer.
Mcfacepunch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Eikmeyer with a body shot.
Mcfacepunch misses with a head kick.
Tiny Mcfacepunch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mcfacepunch dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Eikmeyer. That did some damage!
Mcfacepunch looks to throw the jab but Eikmeyer is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eikmeyer tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Mcfacepunch defends well and Eikmeyer ends up having to push Mcfacepunch into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Mcfacepunch was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Eikmeyer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Eikmeyer ducks under a wild hook from Mcfacepunch.
Eikmeyer shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Mcfacepunch counters with a nice body kick.
Eikmeyer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Mcfacepunch keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mcfacepunch, right into the meat.
Eikmeyer fails with the takedown.
Mcfacepunch lands with a cross.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Eikmeyer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch misses with a wild body shot.
Mcfacepunch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Eikmeyer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mcfacepunch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Eikmeyer looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Mcfacepunch!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mcfacepunch is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Eikmeyer is controlling him well.
Eikmeyer is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Mcfacepunch has escaped the position, nice work there.
Eikmeyer tries for a kimura but Mcfacepunch is defending well.
Eikmeyer postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Mcfacepunch dominated that round.
That's time! Eikmeyer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Eikmeyer tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mcfacepunch sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Eikmeyer somewhat.
Tiny Mcfacepunch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Eikmeyer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mcfacepunch looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Mcfacepunch throws a nice outside leg kick.
Eikmeyer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick which misses Eikmeyer's front leg but catches the back leg as Eikmeyer tries to avoid it.
Eikmeyer drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Eikmeyer landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Mcfacepunch parries the strikes from Eikmeyer easily there. Eikmeyer is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Mcfacepunch to escape.
Eikmeyer working the ground and pound but Mcfacepunch is defending the strikes.
Mcfacepunch managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Eikmeyer.
Eikmeyer working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mcfacepunch avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Eikmeyer.
Mcfacepunch is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Eikmeyer asserts his dominance and retains side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eikmeyer creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Mcfacepunch sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Mcfacepunch regains half guard, as Eikmeyer was trying to land strikes.
Mcfacepunch is trying to stand.
Eikmeyer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Mcfacepunch sees it coming and defends easily.
Mcfacepunch wants to get back to his feet.
Eikmeyer is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Mcfacepunch doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Eikmeyer.
Mcfacepunch is trying to stand up here but Eikmeyer is controlling him well.
Mcfacepunch has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Eikmeyer is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Eikmeyer is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Mcfacepunch is trying to stand up here but Eikmeyer is controlling him well.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mcfacepunch stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mcfacepunch wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mario Eikmeyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Eikmeyer tries for a takedown but Mcfacepunch circles away easily
and Mcfacepunch counters with a body kick that stops Eikmeyer in his tracks momentarily.
Mario Eikmeyer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Eikmeyer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mcfacepunch circles away.
Eikmeyer walks into a stiff left hand from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch looks to land a right hand but Eikmeyer moved out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Eikmeyer.
Mcfacepunch lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mcfacepunch throws a front kick that sends Eikmeyer stumbling back into the cage.
Mcfacepunch throws the left hand but Eikmeyer avoids the punch easily.
Mcfacepunch looks for the body kick but Eikmeyer saw that one coming.
Eikmeyer slips a jab from Mcfacepunch.
Eikmeyer wants to clinch
and Mcfacepunch counters with an outside leg kick.
Mcfacepunch thuds his shin into the meat of Eikmeyer's side.
Mcfacepunch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Eikmeyer.
Eikmeyer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Eikmeyer shoots in for a takedown but Mcfacepunch shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Eikmeyer tries for a takedown but Mcfacepunch sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Eikmeyer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Eikmeyer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch lands an overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Mcfacepunch.
An inside leg kick lands from Mcfacepunch.
Eikmeyer goes for a double leg but Mcfacepunch avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mcfacepunch continues to drive forward.
Nice sprawl there from Mcfacepunch as Eikmeyer shoots in.
Mcfacepunch tries a quick counter leg kick but Eikmeyer is wise to it.
Eikmeyer walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mcfacepunch.
Eikmeyer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A left lands for Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch cracks Eikmeyer with an open hand slap.
Eikmeyer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Mcfacepunch lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mcfacepunch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mcfacepunch tests Eikmeyer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A good leg kick by Mcfacepunch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Mcfacepunch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Mcfacepunch leaves Eikmeyer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Eikmeyer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mcfacepunch throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Eikmeyer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good leg kick by Mcfacepunch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mcfacepunch stuffs the takedown attempt from Eikmeyer. Eikmeyer gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mario Eikmeyer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Eikmeyer looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eikmeyer prevents Mcfacepunch from getting back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Eikmeyer throws a strike but Mcfacepunch rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Mcfacepunch wanted to stand there but Eikmeyer had control of the position.
Eikmeyer's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eikmeyer has his foot on Mcfacepunch's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mcfacepunch works his way back into a safe position though.
Mcfacepunch would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Eikmeyer escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mcfacepunch gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mcfacepunch trying to stand up but can't free himself from Eikmeyer's guard.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Eikmeyer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mcfacepunch tries to avoid it but Eikmeyer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mcfacepunch to the ground. Mcfacepunch escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mcfacepunch scores with a nice head shot.
Eikmeyer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mario Eikmeyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eikmeyer shoots in and drives through. Mcfacepunch sprawls well.
Eikmeyer tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Eikmeyer shoots for a takedown but Mcfacepunch saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Eikmeyer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mcfacepunch.
Eikmeyer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mcfacepunch pinned against the cage. Mcfacepunch gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A little jabbing left from Mcfacepunch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eikmeyer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Mcfacepunch sprawls well. Mcfacepunch wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Eikmeyer gets slowly back to his feet.
Eikmeyer misses with a takedown attempt - Mcfacepunch sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mcfacepunch leaves Eikmeyer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Eikmeyer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mcfacepunch as he jumps to the side.
Eikmeyer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Eikmeyer with a lazy takedown attempt
and Mcfacepunch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Eikmeyer dives in and grabs Mcfacepunch's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mcfacepunch pushes down on Eikmeyer's head and hops out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eikmeyer tries for a takedown but Mcfacepunch circles away easily
and Mcfacepunch counters with a nice uppercut.
Mcfacepunch lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Eikmeyer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A solid body kick from Mcfacepunch.
Good leg kick by Mcfacepunch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mcfacepunch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eikmeyer blocks a jab.
Eikmeyer misses with a takedown attempt - Mcfacepunch sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mcfacepunch looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Good leg kick by Mcfacepunch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mario Eikmeyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Eikmeyer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tiny Mcfacepunch comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Mcfacepunch winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tiny Mcfacepunch!
Tiny Mcfacepunch was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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