PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Juntusen Viljo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Viljo
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

175 cm
27
180 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

200 cm
25
200 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Juntusen Viljo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viljo with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rottencrotch to score with a decent uppercut.
Viljo on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Rottencrotch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Viljo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Viljo ducks right into an uppercut from Rottencrotch.
Good leg kick by Rottencrotch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rottencrotch has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Viljo is landing a low percentage of strikes.

Rottencrotch has managed to clinch.
Viljo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Viljo scores with a nice hook to the head.
Rottencrotch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Viljo lands with a left to the head.
Viljo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Viljo blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Viljo.
Viljo slowing the pace effectively.
Viljo is looking to control Rottencrotch's arms but Rottencrotch gets an underhook and turns him. Now Viljo has his back to the cage.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viljo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Viljo working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Viljo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Viljo has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Viljo blocks an uppercut.
Viljo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Viljo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Viljo scores with a shoulder strike.
Viljo has Rottencrotch pushed against the cage.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Viljo has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Viljo.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Viljo.
Rottencrotch digs a right hand underneath Viljo's ribcage. Viljo let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Viljo.
Rottencrotch lands a hook that snaps the head of Viljo backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rottencrotch lands with a light punch inside.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch letting Viljo take a breather here.
Viljo throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch takes a shot to the head.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Viljo.
Viljo stalling in the clinch.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Viljo.
Viljo makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Viljo.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Viljo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch presses Viljo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Viljo tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Viljo back against the cage.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viljo has Rottencrotch pushed against the cage.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Viljo.
Viljo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Viljo throws a head punch that misses.
Viljo has Rottencrotch pushed against the cage.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Viljo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Viljo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Rottencrotch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Viljo misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Rottencrotch.
Viljo lands a body shot.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viljo digs a right hand underneath Rottencrotch's ribcage. Rottencrotch let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Viljo tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Viljo cracks Rottencrotch with a nice body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Viljo displaying some good clinch control by pressing Rottencrotch up against the cage.
Viljo lands a shoulder strike.
Viljo throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Viljo tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch - that landed with a thud.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Rottencrotch as the two fighters clinch.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
Viljo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Viljo manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Rottencrotch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rottencrotch let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Rottencrotch scores with a push kick.
Rottencrotch lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Rottencrotch has closed the distance and engaged Viljo in a clinch.
Viljo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Rottencrotch.
Viljo misses with some punches.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Viljo is leaning against Rottencrotch and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Viljo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Viljo's elbow.
Rottencrotch lands with a left to the head.
Viljo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Viljo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rottencrotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Viljo stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Viljo backwards.

Viljo is rocked!
Viljo takes a shot to the head.
Oh Viljo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rottencrotch unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Viljo! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Rottencrotch is unloading with more strikes now! Viljo drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.