PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Phil Cerrone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Funnie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funnie is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Doug Theme Song. Phil Cerrone could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Doug Funnie's chin.

Cerrone
vs
Funnie

178 cm
20
171 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
20
184 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Phil Cerrone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Doug Funnie!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cerrone shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Funnie as he jumps to the side.
Funnie buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cerrone misses the jab.
Funnie misses with a kick to the body.
Funnie is looking to score with low kicks.
Cerrone on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Cerrone closes this distance looking for a takedown but Funnie circles away.
Cerrone misses with an uppercut. Funnie saw that one coming.
Funnie has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cerrone misses with a leg kick.
Funnie lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Phil Cerrone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Funnie misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cerrone.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cerrone.
Funnie misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Cerrone was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funnie slips a straight right by Cerrone.
Cerrone lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Funnie closes the distance and pushes Cerrone back into the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Funnie.
Funnie lands a hook that snaps the head of Cerrone backwards.
Cerrone blocks a body shot from Funnie.
Cerrone has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Funnie is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Phil Cerrone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Funnie lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cerrone backwards.
Funnie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Funnie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Funnie lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cerrone backwards.
Cerrone is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Funnie.
Cerrone is breathing heavily.
Funnie lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cerrone.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good body shot from Funnie.
Funnie misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Funnie.
A body shot lands from Funnie.
Funnie scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Funnie.
Nice body punch from Funnie - that landed with a thud.
Funnie lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Funnie lands with a light punch inside.
Funnie presses Cerrone against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Funnie lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Funnie lands a left hand.

Cerrone is rocked!
A body shot lands from Funnie.
Oh Cerrone is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Funnie lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Funnie.
Funnie lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cerrone or not.
Funnie lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Funnie creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Cerrone's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Cerrone drops to his knees and Funnie pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funnie!