PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Archie Moore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes into the arena with Aegukka blaring out of the sound system. Archie Moore has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jong Un
vs
Moore

186 cm
24
207 lbs
15 - 1 - 0

188 cm
24
205 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Invictus
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Archie Moore!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moore changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Archie Moore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jong Un's corner calls for a 1-2. Jong Un obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Moore has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Good work by Moore as he checks the leg kick.
Moore checks a leg kick nicely.
Moore thuds his right hand into Jong Un's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jong Un lands with an uppercut that bounces Moore off the cage and back into range.
Jong Un has been working on his boxing with his coaches at GWad's Playpen in the buildup to the fight.
Jong Un throws a big shot that misses.
Moore connects with a single shot there.
Moore uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jong Un.
Moore fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jong Un.
Moore avoids the body shot from Jong Un.
It seemed like Moore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Moore lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jong Un scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jong Un scores with a kick to the midsection.
Moore thows a leg kick but Jong Un checks it
and Jong Un counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Moore scores with a nice right hand.
Jong Un jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Moore throws a good cross that connects.
A big left from Moore misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore throws a sloppy body shot
and Jong Un counters with a stiff right hand.
Jong Un connects with a body shot that sends Moore's belly button to the back.
Jong Un misses with a jab, cross combination.
Moore tests Jong Un's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Moore lands a nice shot that snaps Jong Un's head back.

Jong Un is rocked!
Jong Un lands a nice shot that snaps Moore's head back.
A lazy left from Jong Un finds it's target.
Jong Un throws a leg kick but Moore sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Moore throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jong Un makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Moore checks a leg kick.
Jong Un fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Un lands a glancing blow to the side of Moore's head.
Moore misses with a wild body shot.
Jong Un lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Moore throws a body shot but no joy.
A left lands for Jong Un.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un slips under a jab from Moore.
Jong Un ducks under a wild hook from Moore.
Moore wants to slow Jong Un down by chopping away at his legs.
Jong Un fires out a quick counter leg kick but Moore just manages to avoid it.
Moore scores with the left hand. Jong Un knows he should have avoided that one.
Jong Un fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Moore fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Moore lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jong Un's sensitive parts.
Jong Un throws a nice inside leg kick.
Moore looks to score with a jab to the body but Jong Un is just out of range.
It appears Jong Un was looking to counter with a kick there.
Jong Un throws out a powerful jab.
Jong Un misses with a left hand
and Moore counters with a straight right hand.
Jong Un connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Moore throws a hook but Jong Un avoids it easily.
Jong Un throws a series of punches but Moore moves out of range.
Moore let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Moore walks into a left hand.
Jong Un throws a looping overhand right but Moore ducks down to avoid it.
Jong Un feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Moores jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un thows a left - swing and a miss!
Moore lands an overhand right.
Moore lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Moore explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Moore rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jong Un counters with an outside leg kick.
Jong Un connects with a body shot.
Moore tries to score with a low kick but Jong Un moves his leg out of the way.
Jong Un throws out a loose jab but Moore uses good head movement to avoid it.
It seemed like Moore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jong Un crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Moore - the referee stops the clock and Jong Un gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Moore. Jong Un manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jong Un misses with an uppercut. Moore saw that one coming.
Moore feints and then cracks Jong Un's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jong Un down.
Jong Un throws an overhand right that lands on Moore's shoulder, as Moore tries to avoid the shot.
Moore pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jong Un throws the kick towards the body but Moore avoids it.
Jong Un getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jong Un moves away from the strike by Moore.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moore misses with a looping left.
Jong Un connects with the punch.
Jong Un keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Jong Un misses.
Jong Un thuds his right hand into Moore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jong Un misses the jab.
A punch lands to the side of Jong Un 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jong Un is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Moore connects with a body shot.
Jong Un cracks Moore with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A jab from Jong Un finds it's way through Moore's defenses.
Moore takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Moore lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jong Un throws a front kick aimed at Moore's knee but Moore avoids it well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jong Un scoring well with a low kick there.
Moore throws a hook to the side of Jong Un's head but Jong Un sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jong Un is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Moore.
Moore throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jong Un counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Moore thinking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Jong Un dominated that round.
That's time! Jong Un's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Moore misses with a hook. Jong Un ducked under it nicely.
Jong Un misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Moore.
Moore steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jong Un.
Jong Un lands a right hook to the body.
Moore lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd cheers as Jong Un lands an impressive looking overhand right. Moore doesn't seem phased though.
Jong Un scoring well with a low kick there.
Moore throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jong Un scores with a jab to the body.
A left lands for Moore.
Moore throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jong Un bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Moore's head backwards.
A solid leg kick lands there for Moore.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Un tries to land a front kick but Moore steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Moore tries a quick counter leg kick but Jong Un is wise to it.
Moore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jong Un.

Jong Un moves into the clinch successfully.
Jong Un makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moore tries to throw a body punch but Jong Un avoids it by throwing Moore back against the cage.
Moore's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jong Un struggles to land a body shot inside as Moore controls his hands.
Jong Un tries to work over Moore's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jong Un lands with a left to the head.
Moore lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Moore with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Moore blocks an uppercut.
Moore throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jong Uns head.
Moore has had enough of the clinch but Jong Un keeps him there for the moment.
Jong Un is leaning against Moore and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jong Un working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jong Un misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jong Un.
Jong Un is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moore can do to turn this around?
Moore leaning his opponent against the cage.
Moore stalling the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Moore breaks from the clinch.
Moore misses with a straight left.
Moore throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jong Un.
Moore jabs Jong Un right on the nose. Jong Un blinks but takes it well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moore defending well as Jong Un loads up on a big left hand.
Moore lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jong Un's sensitive parts.
Moore doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jong Un keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moore.
Moore cracks Jong Un with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Moore throws a quick inside leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Moore.
Moore throws the kick towards the body but Jong Un avoids it.
Jong Un connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Moore feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jong Un sprawling to the canvas! Jong Un rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Moore finish him?!
Oh Jong Un is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Moore throws a pinpoint strike between Jong Un's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Jong Un crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Moore scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Archie Moore!
Archie Moore is the new light heavyweight champion!
Archie Moore very nearly forgot to thank Bullet Proof System amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
Kim Jong Un spoke after the fight, saying 'Saboteurs!'.