PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Owen Whipple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harold Shipman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Owen Whipple has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Owen Whipple seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Whipple
vs
Shipman

190 cm
29
165 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

165 cm
21
160 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Owen Whipple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Harold Shipman!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whipple shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Whipple throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Whipple misses with a head kick.
Jab by Shipman.
Shipman moves out of range of the body kick from Whipple.
Shipman looks to land a combination. Whipple sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Shipman lands a lovely overhand right.

Whipple is rocked!
Shipman is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Whipple hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Harold Shipman!
A relieved looking Harold Shipman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Owen Whipple had this to say: 'I guess I'm just not that good. '.