PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Domani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). SissyPants's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Scooters. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

SissyPants
vs
Domani

194 cm
22
282 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

188 cm
21
245 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Domani !
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants throws a right and a left that both miss.
SissyPants slips a jab from Domani .
SissyPants throws a low kick but Domani avoids it.
Domani misses with a left hand
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
SissyPants connects with a jab.
Eric Domani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Domani manages to avoid it.
Domani misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand.
Domani throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Domani misses with a body shot.
SissyPants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
SissyPants moves out of range of the strikes.
It looked like SissyPants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Domani .
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Domani closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Domani lands a hook to the side of the head.
Domani working aggressively here.
SissyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Domani 's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants.
Domani has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.
Domani blocks a body shot from SissyPants.
Domani avoids the elbow strike from SissyPants, against the ropes.
SissyPants lands with a left to the head.
SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Domani .
Domani scores with a shoulder strike.
Domani taking a breather.
Good body shot from SissyPants.
I was talking to SissyPants's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A nice right hand lands inside from SissyPants.
Domani lands a right hand that snaps the head of SissyPants backwards.
Domani throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants.
Domani misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Domani looks winded!
Domani doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Domani has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. SissyPants seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Domani can turn it around.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
Domani pushes SissyPants back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
SissyPants tries to land a knee to the head but Domani blocks with his arms.
SissyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Domani pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
SissyPants misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Domani misses with a straight right.
SissyPants scores with a one two! Domani had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
SissyPants connects with a body shot that sends Domani 's belly button to the back.
SissyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Domani swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice defenses there by SissyPants.
Domani swinging wildly here.
Domani tries to close the distance and clinch up but SissyPants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Domani counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
SissyPants lands a really nice looking cross but Domani seems unphased.
Domani misses with an uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Domani thinking.
SissyPants misses with a right hand
and SissyPants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
SissyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Domani misses with a telegraphed body shot
and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
SissyPants cracks Domani with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Domani lands a nice looking body shot.
SissyPants throws a predictable looking body shot
and Domani counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
SissyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Domani misses with a jab to the body
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Domani swings for the body but SissyPants moves out of range.

SissyPants clinches up against the ropes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants.
SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Domani lands with a short shot to the head.
SissyPants prevents a body shot from Domani .
Domani swings away with an uppercut that misses.

SissyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
SissyPants lands with a right that hurts Domani . Domani looks to clinch but SissyPants throws a short knee that drops Domani . This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title!
FannyPack SissyPants bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.