PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Shields (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Mcfucked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Shields
vs
Mcfucked

151 cm
19
346 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

202 cm
21
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mitch Shields!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kenny Mcfucked!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcfucked avoids the head kick by Shields.
Shields sets himself, and Mcfucked steps forward looking for the clinch! Shields avoids it this time.

Shields gets caught napping as Mcfucked dives in and scores a takedown. Shields manages to retain guard.
Mcfucked postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

It looks like Mitch Shields has been cut.
Mcfucked looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mcfucked's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Mcfucked gets to his feet - Shields follows without any prompting.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shields throws a sloppy head kick and Mcfucked moves out of range easily.
And Mcfucked tries to counter it with a takedown but Shields pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Shields gets caught napping as Mcfucked dives in and scores a takedown. Shields manages to retain guard.

Shields is rocked!

Mcfucked decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Oh Shields is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A combination from Mcfucked does no damage.
Shields seems to have got his legs back now.
Shields moves in looking to clinch but Mcfucked pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mcfucked dives in and gets a big takedown. He lands in full mount and immediately unloads a series of heavy strikes! Shields has had enough and taps out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Kenny Mcfucked!