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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks has chosen The Seinfeld Intro as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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270 lbs
7 - 10 - 0 |
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197 cm
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265 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Tiddlywinks.
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Bloonkers scores with a push kick.
Tiddlywinks checks a low kick from Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bloonkers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bloonkers fails to land the takedown.
Bloonkers tries to bum rush Tiddlywinks with a series of wild strikes but Tiddlywinks uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bloonkers takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bloonkers throws a leg kick but Tiddlywinks moved away.
A little jabbing left from Tiddlywinks on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
A head kick from Tiddlywinks lands but Bloonkers takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tiddlywinks swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bloonkers.
Nice defenses there by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers is looking for a counter combo.
Bloonkers throws a head kick but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tiddlywinks has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks connects with a leg kick. Bloonkers looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tiddlywinks throws a push kick but Bloonkers slaps the foot to one side.
Tiddlywinks connects with a nice looking jab.
Tiddlywinks blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a right and a left that Tiddlywinks avoids nicely.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Barbie Bloonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Tiddlywinks throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Bloonkers is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Roger Tiddlywinks!
Post fight, an emotional Roger Tiddlywinks said 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
The defeated Barbie Bloonkers had this to say: 'I'm gay.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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