PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Editiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jango Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dick
vs
Fett

167 cm
25
132 lbs
8 - 6 - 1

170 cm
34
153 lbs
29 - 17 - 3

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 17 - 3, fighting out of Tokyo, Jango Fett!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fett tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dick lands a slapping body shot.

Fett has Dick up against the cage in a clinch.
Fett gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dick.
Fett can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Dick is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Fett gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Dick drops down looking for an ankle pick but Fett pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fett tries to clinch but Dick moves away
and Fett takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Fett gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fett throws an elbow but it misses.
Fett can't get the takedown.
Fett has a couple of punches blocked by Dick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick goes for a takedown attempt but Fett pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Fett wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fett closes the distance but Dick moves to the side
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Fett tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dick's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fett under the eye.
Dick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fett fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID260K) in the buildup to the fight.

Fett gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Dick breaks from the clinch.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.

Fett forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.

Fett gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.

Dick is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Fett trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dick is trying to keep Fett in close.

Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dick keeping full guard, as Fett tries to pass.

Fett got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Fett has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
Fett is stalling in the full guard.
Fett trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.
Fett trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Dick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fett gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fett trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fett preventing the sweep.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fett trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fett wants to clinch.
It looked like Dick wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fett wants to clinch.

Fett forces Dick back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fett is pressed up against the cage. Dick has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fett down to the mat. Fett avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Fett tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Fett moves away from the strike by Dick.

Fett instigates a clinch.
Dick has Fett pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Fett manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jango Fett will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fett tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fett looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fett looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jango Fett is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Fett takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fett wants to clinch
and Dick counters with a stiff right hand.
Fett tries to clinch up
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dick feinted with a counter takedown.
Fett is looking to clinch.

Fett rushes Dick and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Fett throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.

Dick breaks from the clinch.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.
Dick was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fett can do to turn this around?
Fett tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dick tries for a takedown but Fett sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Fett closes the distance and clinches.
Fett struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Fett wants a takedown but no success here.
Dick takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Fett shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Fett utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fett.
Fett changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dick fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Editiny Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jango Fett.
Dick dips to his left and cracks Fett with an uppercut!

Fett closes the distance and clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Dick has Fett pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Dick pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Fett tumbling to the mat - Dick dives into Fett's guard.
Dick is standing up over Fett. Fett looks to escape but Dick dives into side control.

Fett wants to get back to his feet but Dick drags him back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick trying to control the action but Fett is working from the bottom.
Dick prevents Fett from escaping the position.
Fett wants to get back to his feet but Dick is dominant here and he's now got Fett's back!
Fett wants to get back to his feet.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

Dick patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?

Dick has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fett trying to get back to his feet but Dick is in full control for now.
Dick wants to control but Fett is keeping busy.

Dick is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Fett staying busy and making it hard for Dick to control.
Fett trying to get back to his feet but Dick is in full control for now.

Dick looking for the choke from the back.

Dick patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Editiny Dick dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Fett fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fett is looking to clinch.
Dick misses with a two punch combination.
Dick shoots in and drives through. Fett sprawls well.
The fighters circling - Dick throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fett tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick throws the left hand but Fett avoids the punch easily.
Fett tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.

Fett closes the distance and clinches.

Fett is trying to trip Dick. He has hold of a leg but Dick is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Fett persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Fett looking to pass the guard.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Fett from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett trying to move into half guard but instead Dick has managed to sweep!

Dick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fett is looking to stand up but Dick isn't so interested in that idea.
Dick tries to free his leg and advance position but Fett is retaining full guard.
Dick trying to control but Fett is working from the bottom.
Fett is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Dick is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Fett is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jango Fett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick connects with a right hand. Fett shakes it off.
Fett is looking to clinch.
Fett wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Dick attempts a counter takedown but Fett avoids it well and moves away.
Jango Fett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fett wants to clinch

and Dick counters with a shoot takedown. Fett fights it but they end up in guard.
Dick passes Fett's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Dick prevents Fett from standing back up.
Dick with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fett has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fett pushes Dick off looking to stand but Dick dives back in and keeps control.

Dick is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Fett doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick.
Fett looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

Fett has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Fett throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dick tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dick wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fett has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dick is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Fett shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jango Fett seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fett misses with a punch to the body.
Dick is working for takedown but Fett is calmly controlling the position for now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fett misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Fett lands a takedown into guard.
Fett wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving.

Dick looking for a guillotine here but Fett defends easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Editiny Dick.
I think Dick has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Editiny Dick!
A very excited looking Editiny Dick made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.