PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joaquin Fortunado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grigol Pandahammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fortunado comes to the cage accompanied by Stairway to Heaven. Pandahammer has chosen Heart - Alone as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Fortunado
vs
Pandahammer

191 cm
37
208 lbs
25 - 9 - 0

193 cm
22
206 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joaquin Fortunado!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Grigol Pandahammer!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fortunado has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pandahammer.
Pandahammer takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fortunado works Pandahammer's body with a nice hook.
Fortunado lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pandahammer will feel that in the morning.
Fortunado misses the shot to the body.
Fortunado takes a swing at Pandahammer's ribcage but misses.
Pandahammer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Grigol Pandahammer has been cut.
Good work by Fortunado as he checks the leg kick.
Fortunado lands a jab to Pandahammer's midsection.
Fortunado works the jab nicely.
Fortunado misses the jab.
Pandahammer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pandahammer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fortunado throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortunado throws a head kick but Pandahammer moves out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Pandahammer misses.
Pandahammer misses with a lunging right hand
and Fortunado counters with a nice kick to the body.
Pandahammer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pandahammer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pandahammer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fortunado.
Fortunado scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pandahammer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fortunado avoids a kick to the body.
Pandahammer ducks under a wild hook from Fortunado.
Pandahammer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fortunado with a body shot.
Fortunado lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Good leg kick by Fortunado there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado walks into a left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pandahammer looks to land a right hand but Fortunado moved out of range.
Fortunado lands a head kick. Pandahammer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A big right from Pandahammer misses.
Fortunado lands a nice looking body shot.
Joaquin Fortunado seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fortunado throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Pandahammer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fortunado.
Fortunado fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pandahammer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pandahammer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fortunado counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A good leg kick by Fortunado.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That has opened up Grigol Pandahammer's cut even more.

Fortunado drops Pandahammer with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pandahammer looks back up at him and smiles so Fortunado waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Pandahammer is rocked!
Fortunado lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Pandahammer - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Fortunado!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joaquin Fortunado!
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