PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Azadshatru Singh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Singh kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya. Thundercunt has chosen You are a Cunt as his entrance music. Tommy Thundercunt has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Azadshatru Singh's chin.

Singh
vs
Thundercunt

210 cm
26
245 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

197 cm
26
260 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Azadshatru Singh!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Bart Greer and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Singh's hands.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Singh avoids it easily.
Thundercunt connects with the punch.
Singh misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
Singh throws a low kick but Thundercunt avoids it.
Singh misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Singh takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Singh looks to land a right hand but Thundercunt moved out of range.
Thundercunt connects with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt drops Singh with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Singh! Thundercunt dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Thundercunt! Tommy Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Tommy Thundercunt started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.