PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Glossy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes to the cage accompanied by Story of My Life - One Direction. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Jiggle
vs
Glossy

181 cm
28
195 lbs
15 - 15 - 1

196 cm
36
198 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

EVOLUTION Clothing LKO

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dick Glossy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glossy throws a big shot that misses.
Glossy throws a sloppy head kick and Jiggle moves out of range easily.
Glossy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jiggle.
Glossy's coach down at We The Best was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Glossy's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Jiggle avoids the head kick by Glossy.
Good shot there by Jiggle.
Jiggle dodges the punch combination from Glossy.

Glossy clinches with his opponent.
Glossy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jiggle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Glossy tries to throw a body punch but Jiggle avoids it by throwing Glossy back against the cage.
Glossy lands with a light punch inside.

Jiggle's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jiggle misses with a hook to the body
and Glossy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Glossy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jiggle counters with a three punch combo that has Glossy backing up. Glossy nods at Jiggle to acknowledge the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle lands with a good body shot.
Jiggle throws a sloppy body shot
and Glossy counters with a head kick.
Jiggle misses with a wild combination.
Jiggle misses with an uppercut
and Glossy counters with a straight right hand.
Jiggle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Glossy.
Jiggle misses with a looping right.
Jiggle Jiggle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A combination from Jiggle does no damage.
A telegraphed right hand from Jiggle misses the target.
Glossy throws a right hand that Jiggle ducks under and follows up with a left that Jiggle also avoids with ease.
Jiggle half committed to a counter leg kick.
Glossy lands a two punch combo.
Glossy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jiggle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jiggle lands a leg kick that knocks Glossy off balance momentarily.
Jiggle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glossy.
Jiggle connects with a right hand. Glossy shakes it off.
Jiggle Jiggle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glossy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jiggle ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Glossy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jiggle's head.
Jiggle misses with a body punch
and Glossy counters with a good low kick that Jiggle was not able to check.
Jiggle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Glossy.
Glossy swinging wildly here.
Jiggle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Glossy circles away quickly and effectively.
Jiggle throws out a loose jab but Glossy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jiggle throws a hook but Glossy blocks it.
Jiggle looks to score with a jab to the body but Glossy is just out of range.
Glossy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jiggle paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Glossy darts in and clinches Jiggle up against the cage.
Glossy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Glossy swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glossy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Jiggle breaks from the clinch.
Glossy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jiggle tries to move into range but Glossy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Glossy misses with a body shot.
Glossy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jiggle under the eye.
Glossy slips under a jab.
Glossy slips a jab and a cross from Jiggle.
A little jabbing left from Glossy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Glossy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jiggle, right into the meat.
A swing and a miss from Jiggle.
Jiggle throws a body punch but Glossy moves out of range.
Glossy swings for the body but Jiggle moves out of range.
Glossy is looking to clinch but Jiggle is avoiding it.
Jiggle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glossy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Glossy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jiggle throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Glossy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jiggle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glossy.
Glossy throws a head kick that misses.
Glossy tests Jiggle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jiggle scores with a crisp jab that stopped Glossy in his tracks.
Jiggle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jiggle tries to score with a low kick but Glossy moves his leg out of the way.
Glossy shapes to counter with a head kick.
Jiggle throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jiggle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Glossy manages to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jiggle.
Jiggle just misses with a punch to the body.
Glossy throws out a counter right but Jiggle avoids it with no problem.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Glossy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jiggle.
Glossy is looking for the big counter here.
Glossy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jiggle Jiggle will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jiggle ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jiggle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Glossy manages to avoid it.
Glossy avoids the body shot from Jiggle.
A shot to the body from Jiggle misses
and Jiggle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jiggle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Glossy moves away.
Jiggle Jiggle is winning the standup battle so far.
Glossy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Glossy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jiggle is looking to wear down Glossy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Glossy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Glossy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Glossy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Some wild striking there from Jiggle.
Jiggle misses with a body shot.
Glossy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jiggle.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Glossy, as that shot connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jiggle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Glossy was well out of range. Poor timing from Jiggle.
Jiggle throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little jabbing left from Glossy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jiggle bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Glossy's head backwards.
Good exchange - Jiggle coming out on top.
Jiggle wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Glossy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jiggle takes a swing at Glossy's ribcage but misses.
Jiggle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Glossy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jiggle stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jiggle wants it to stay on the feet.
Glossy misses with a hook. Jiggle ducked under it nicely.
Glossy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Jiggle.
Jiggle misses with a hook to the body
and Jiggle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dick Glossy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jiggle avoids the body shot from Glossy.
Glossy might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle misses with a series of wild punches.
Jiggle wants to slow Glossy down by chopping away at his legs.
Glossy throws a counter combo.
Jiggle misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Glossy counters with a nice uppercut.
Jiggle throws a body shot but no joy.
Jiggle misses with a jab, cross combination.
Glossy is looking to clinch but Jiggle is avoiding it.
Glossy misses with a hook. Jiggle ducked under it nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Jiggle misses the target.
Jiggle throws a front kick aimed at Glossy's knee but Glossy avoids it well.
Donk. Glossy catches Jiggle right on the button with a cross.
Good standup being displayed there by Jiggle as he connects with a hook.
Some wild striking there from Jiggle.
Jiggle dodges the punch combination from Glossy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle misses with a low kick.
Glossy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jiggle throws a leg kick but Glossy moved away.
Jiggle stuns Glossy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Glossy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Glossy lands an overhand right.
Glossy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jiggle.
A swing and a miss from Jiggle.
Jiggle throws a right hand that misses
and Glossy counters with a straight right hand.
Jiggle looks to land a left hand but Glossy moved out of range nicely.
Glossy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jiggle avoids the body shot from Glossy.
Jiggle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jiggle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle misses with an uppercut
and Glossy counters with a good, hard body kick but Jiggle shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jiggle lands a slapping body shot.
Jiggle throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Glossy! But no joy.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jiggle swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Glossy counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Glossy.
Glossy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Glossy tries to clinch but Jiggle is having none of it.
Jiggle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jiggle stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Glossy.
Glossy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jiggle momentarily.
Good leg kick by Jiggle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jiggle thumps Glossy with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jiggle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glossy.
Jiggle scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Glossy misses with a wild combination.
Jiggle was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jiggle Jiggle will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Jiggle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Glossy.
A slow jab from Jiggle misses its intended target.
Jiggle's jab looks to have found its range, popping Glossy under the eye.
Jiggle throws a right hand that misses
and Glossy counters with a straight right hand.
Glossy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jiggle was well out of range. Poor timing from Glossy.
Jiggle connects with a body shot that sends Glossy's belly button to the back.
Jiggle tries to land a leg kick but Glossy saw it coming and moves away.
Jiggle slips a jab and a cross from Glossy.

Glossy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jiggle, pushing him back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Glossy on the inside.
Glossy swings wildly with an uppercut but Jiggle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jiggle wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Glossy has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glossy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Glossy.
Jiggle wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short right from Glossy on the inside.
Glossy lands a hook that snaps the head of Jiggle backwards.
Jiggle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Glossy scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Glossy fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Glossy.
Glossy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Jiggle breaks from the clinch.
Glossy misses with a series of wild punches.
Jiggle Jiggle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Jiggle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Glossy throws an off balance right hand
and Jiggle makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Glossy tries to close the distance and clinch but Jiggle swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jiggle went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Glossy is looking to clinch but Jiggle is avoiding it.
Jiggle throws a lazy right hand but Glossy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Glossy misses.
Jiggle's jab looks to have found its range, popping Glossy under the eye.
Dick Glossy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jiggle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Glossy shapes to counter with a head kick.
Glossy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Glossy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jiggle misses with a low kick.
Glossy moves out of range of the leg kick from Jiggle.
Glossy throws out a counter right but Jiggle avoids it with no problem.
Glossy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Glossy slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle thumps Glossy with a low kick.
Jiggle comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Glossy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jiggle misses with the combination.
Jiggle wants to land a leg kick but Glossy is out of range.
Glossy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jiggle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Glossy.
A punch combination from Jiggle misses.
Glossy throws a sloppy head kick and Jiggle moves out of range easily.
Jiggle appears to be looking for a big counter.
Jiggle scores with a hook to the body. Glossy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jiggle lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jiggle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Glossy is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from Glossy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Glossy tries to move into range but Jiggle moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Glossy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Glossy throws a leg kick but Jiggle sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jiggle moves out of range of the body kick from Glossy.
Jiggle misses with a straight right.
Jiggle misses with a body shot.
Glossy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jiggle swings for the body but Glossy moves out of range.
Glossy throws a big shot that misses.
Glossy throws a sloppy head kick
and Jiggle makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A big right from Glossy misses.
Jiggle blocks a head kick by Glossy.
Glossy thows a leg kick but Jiggle checks it
and Jiggle counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jiggle Jiggle.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jiggle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jiggle Jiggle!
Post fight, Jiggle Jiggle took to the microphone: 'I can do better'.