PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Polite Efficient (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dong
vs
Efficient

180 cm
26
215 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

180 cm
26
220 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ding Dong!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Polite Efficient!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Santiago Holmes and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Efficient. Beautiful body shot.
Dong throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Polite Efficient seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dong just misses with a punch to the body.
Dong misses with a hook.
Dong takes one to the side of the head.
Efficient swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Efficient throws a poor cross that misses
and Dong counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Efficient misses the shot to the body.
Efficient throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dong slips under a jab.
Dong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dong throws a low kick, looking for Efficient's leg but Efficient calmly moves out of range.
Efficient misses with a body shot.
Efficient cracks a nice hook into Dong's ribs.
Efficient scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dong uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Efficient.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Efficient rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Efficient throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Efficient closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A swing and a miss from Efficient.
Efficient throws a lazy uppercut
and Efficient takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Some bone on bone action there as Efficient checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Efficient is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Efficient jabs Dong right on the nose. Dong blinks but takes it well.
Nice defenses there by Dong.
Dong doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Efficient throws a body shot but no joy.
Efficient swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Efficient loads up on a big right hand but Dong slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dong works Efficient's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Efficient misses with a straight left.
Efficient misses with a body punch
and Dong counters with a left to the body.
Efficient throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Efficient throws a jab when Dong was well out of range.
Dong is looking to wear down Efficient with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Efficient misses with a shot to the body
and Efficient takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Good work by Efficient as he checks the leg kick.
Efficient is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dong with a body shot.
Nice shot by Dong.
Efficient wants to clinch but Dong slips to the side
and Dong counters with a left to the body.
Efficient misses with a right hand
and Dong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Efficient connects with a looping right hand.
Efficient takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Efficient looks winded!
Efficient misses with a lunging right hand
and Efficient takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Efficient ducks right into an uppercut from Dong.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Efficient misses with a shot to the body
and Dong counters with a huge left! Efficient is in big trouble! He's backing up but Dong isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Efficient from any more damage. A dominating finish by Dong!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ding Dong!
Ding Dong is the new light heavyweight champion!
A victorious Ding Dong thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.