PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chris Fisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spank Crank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Fisher
vs
Crank

182 cm
18
184 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

180 cm
18
201 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chris Fisher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Spank Crank!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fisher swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Crank counters with a takedown into side control.
Fisher knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Crank on the ground.
Crank lands a nice forearm strike.
Crank looks up at the clock and then as Fisher takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Crank smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Fisher is trying to control Crank's posture but Crank avoids it.
Crank scoring with punches and elbows.
Crank is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crank scores with punches from side control.

Fisher is rocked!

It looks like Chris Fisher has been cut.
Crank has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Crank lands a big left to the face of Fisher, bouncing his head like a basketball. Another shot from Crank and another - Fisher is out! Crank stands up and salutes his fans, who are going crazy in the stands.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Spank Crank!