PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arm Ageddon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ageddon's entrance music is bring the pain. A fine choice. Von Sprockets is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rolling Stones- Monkey Man. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Ageddon
vs
Von Sprockets

190 cm
23
237 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

192 cm
32
221 lbs
14 - 10 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

HERITAGE! (message for laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arm Ageddon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dieter Von Sprockets!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, William Peck and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ageddon throws a low kick but it's checked well by Von Sprockets.
A slow jab from Ageddon misses its intended target.
Von Sprockets drops his hands momentarily and Ageddon takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ageddon misses with a double jab.
Ageddon misses with a leg kick

and Von Sprockets counters with a takedown into side control.
Ageddon is looking for a sweep.
Ageddon wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Ageddon wants to control but Von Sprockets postures up.
Von Sprockets is looking to take a break and control but Ageddon is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Ageddon is trying to improve his position.
Ageddon prevents Von Sprockets from improving position.

Von Sprockets tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Ageddon is looking to regain half guard here but Von Sprockets keeps moving and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets lands some shots froms side control.
Ageddon is looking for a sweep.
Ageddon is working hard here to advance position.
Von Sprockets tries to move into full mount but can't pass Ageddon's legs.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Ageddon is trying to control Von Sprockets's posture but Von Sprockets avoids it.
Ageddon is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Von Sprockets off and has taken his back!
Von Sprockets wants to escape the position.
Ageddon is looking to control Von Sprockets but Von Sprockets is wriggling around and keeping busy.
I really don't envy Von Sprockets right now.
Von Sprockets turns into Ageddon and is now in his guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Ageddon is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ageddon looking to pass the guard.
Ageddon throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ageddon is pushing down on Von Sprockets's leg trying to pass to half guard. Von Sprockets is fighting to maintain full guard but Ageddon has managed to sneak the leg through.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Sprockets moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Ageddon looking to pass the guard.

Von Sprockets working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ageddon doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ageddon manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Ageddon throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Ageddon trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ageddon in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Von Sprockets is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Ageddon defends well.

Von Sprockets has his foot on Ageddon's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Ageddon works his way back into a safe position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ageddon throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Von Sprockets works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Von Sprockets looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Ageddon knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Von Sprockets on the ground.

Von Sprockets is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ageddon is aware though and is defending well.

Von Sprockets had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ageddon defends it easily.
Von Sprockets working a defensive guard here.
Ageddon postures up in Von Sprockets's guard and throws a big left but Von Sprockets blocks it.
Ageddon sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Von Sprockets's guard.
Ageddon wants to lay and pray for a moment but Von Sprockets keeps working.
Ageddon thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ageddon trying to mount his opponent but Von Sprockets defends it.
Von Sprockets blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ageddon.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ageddon looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ageddon thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Von Sprockets's head.
Ageddon wants to lay and pray for a moment but Von Sprockets keeps working.
Von Sprockets trying to control from the bottom.
Von Sprockets is trying to get back to full guard.
Ageddon is thwarting Von Sprockets's attempts to control the position.
Ageddon is keen to just control but Von Sprockets is a slippery customer.
Ageddon missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ageddon trying to pass the guard but Von Sprockets defending well.
Ageddon trying to control the action but Von Sprockets is working from the bottom.
Von Sprockets felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Ageddon throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Arm Ageddon will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ageddon scores with a punch to the head.
Ageddon throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Von Sprockets to counter with a crisp jab.
Ageddon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've been told by Ageddon's head coaches at Montreal Fighter's Gym (5* Sparring) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Von Sprockets throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ageddon walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Von Sprockets checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ageddon throws a leg kick that misses.
Ageddon throws a looping overhand right but Von Sprockets ducks down to avoid it.
Ageddon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Arm Ageddon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ageddon misses with a two punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Sprockets moves out of range as Ageddon strikes.
Von Sprockets checks the leg kick nicely there.
Von Sprockets shapes to counter with a head kick.
Ageddon throws a lazy uppercut

and Von Sprockets counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Von Sprockets.
Ageddon lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ageddon misses with the head strike.
Ageddon gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ageddon.
A head punch on the inside from Ageddon fails to land.
Von Sprockets blocking some punches.
Ageddon gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Von Sprockets.
Ageddon avoiding damage as Von Sprockets throws knees to the body.
Von Sprockets tries a body shot but Ageddon blocks it.
Von Sprockets makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Ageddon.
Ageddon has a couple of punches blocked by Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets digs a right hand into Ageddon's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ageddon's gas tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ageddon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ageddon lands a hook that snaps the head of Von Sprockets backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Von Sprockets.
Ageddon blocks a body shot from Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets tries to stall but Ageddon uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Ageddon tries a body shot but Von Sprockets blocks it.
Ageddon on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ageddon misses with a punch on the inside.
Ageddon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ageddon working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Sprockets blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Von Sprockets can't find room to land a body shot as Ageddon controls the action.
Ageddon lands a left hand.
Von Sprockets missing with knees to the body.
Ageddon misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ageddon throws a punch but it's blocked by Von Sprockets.

Von Sprockets pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Von Sprockets throws out a loose jab but Ageddon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ageddon scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A cross from Ageddon lands.
Ageddon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Sprockets manages to avoid it.
Von Sprockets takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Von Sprockets uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ageddon.
Von Sprockets looks to score with a jab to the body but Ageddon is just out of range.
Ageddon throwing a counter right hand but Von Sprockets manages to avoid it.
Ageddon scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ageddon connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ageddon throws a leg kick that is checked
and Von Sprockets counters with a left and a right that stings Ageddon.
Ageddon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Von Sprockets can do to turn this around?
Von Sprockets takes one to the chin there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ageddon throws a low kick, looking for Von Sprockets's leg but Von Sprockets calmly moves out of range.
Arm Ageddon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ageddon checks the leg kick nicely there.
It looked like Ageddon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ageddon throws a series of punches but Von Sprockets moves out of range.
Ageddon lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Von Sprockets looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ageddon throws a leg kick

and Von Sprockets counters with a shoot takedown. Ageddon fights it but they end up in guard.
Von Sprockets stopping the sweep attempt from Ageddon.
Von Sprockets passes Ageddon's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Von Sprockets prevents Ageddon from improving his position.
Von Sprockets lands strikes from half guard.
Von Sprockets working over Ageddon with some ground and pound. Ageddon looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Von Sprockets content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Von Sprockets is trying to control the action in half guard but Ageddon is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Arm Ageddon dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Von Sprockets throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ageddon.
Ageddon throws a hook but Von Sprockets avoids it easily.
Von Sprockets slips a straight right by Ageddon.
Ageddon connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Von Sprockets's hands.
Ageddon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ageddon throws an off balance right hand

and Von Sprockets decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Ageddon's guard.
Ageddon is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Sprockets preventing the sweep.
Von Sprockets postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Von Sprockets stopping the sweep attempt from Ageddon.
Ageddon keeping moving, preventing Von Sprockets from controlling successfully.
Ageddon looking to hit a scissor sweep but Von Sprockets is one step ahead there.
Ageddon utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets stopping the sweep attempt from Ageddon.
Ageddon looking to control.
Von Sprockets loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Ageddon on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ageddon tries to get out of the position.
Von Sprockets won't allow Ageddon to get back to his feet.
Ageddon wants to sweep here but Von Sprockets controlling him for the moment.
Von Sprockets is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Von Sprockets trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Von Sprockets postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Ageddon has his hands on Von Sprockets's head, controlling the position.
Von Sprockets stands and throws Ageddon's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Ageddon tries to buck Von Sprockets off but Von Sprockets is having none of it.
Von Sprockets looks up at the clock and then as Ageddon takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Von Sprockets smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Dieter Von Sprockets has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ageddon struggling a bit here.
Von Sprockets passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Ageddon!
Ageddon is wriggling around trying to escape.

Von Sprockets looking for a guillotine from mount but Ageddon is having none of it.
Ageddon is trying desperately to improve position.
Von Sprockets lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Ageddon tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Von Sprockets looking to control but Ageddon is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Von Sprockets in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Ageddon is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Von Sprockets postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Ageddon is out cold - huge knockout for Von Sprockets!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dieter Von Sprockets!
During a confident post fight interview, Dieter Von Sprockets thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.