PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Kingston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell's entrance music is Don't Stop Believing. A fine choice. This should be fireworks!

Falwell
vs
Kingston

171 cm
34
144 lbs
1 - 72 - 0

181 cm
22
152 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 72 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marcus Kingston!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Saam Ante and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad Amsterdam in the buildup to the fight.
Kingston closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Falwell out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Marcus Kingston!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.