PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Allkindsa Bustinchapsup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Crazy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bustinchapsup's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mouth for war. Crazy has chosen Mienteme as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Igor Crazy struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 171.1lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Igor Crazy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bustinchapsup
vs
Crazy

185 cm
30
185 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

175 cm
42
188 lbs
27 - 22 - 2

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Very quick

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

On Tap (160Q & Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Allkindsa Bustinchapsup!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 22 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Igor Crazy!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Ben Hemmingworth and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bustinchapsup paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bustinchapsup goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bustinchapsup works over Crazy's head and body with a nice combination.
Crazy slips a jab and a cross from Bustinchapsup.
Bustinchapsup uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bustinchapsup has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Crazy.
Crazy is looking to chop away at Bustinchapsup's legs.
Bustinchapsup is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bustinchapsup scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bustinchapsup feints a jab promting Crazy to slip. Bustinchapsup then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Crazy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bustinchapsup throws a hook to the side of Crazy's head but Crazy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bustinchapsup chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Crazy can pounce on him.

Crazy looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Crazy with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Bustinchapsup tries to kick Crazy off but Crazy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Well, if Crazy is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crazy thows a huge punch but Bustinchapsup dodges it nicely.
Crazy throwing shots but Bustinchapsup is blocking nicely.
Bustinchapsup looks like he's trying to stand up.
Crazy wants to free his trapped foot but Bustinchapsup is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Bustinchapsup manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Crazy keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Crazy slowing the pace effectively.
Still in the clinch, Bustinchapsup scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bustinchapsup's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bustinchapsup swings wildly with an uppercut but Crazy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bustinchapsup tries to work over Crazy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bustinchapsup avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
Bustinchapsup managing to block the knees to the body from Crazy.
Crazy blocks a body shot from Bustinchapsup.
Still in the clinch, Crazy scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bustinchapsup.
Crazy lands with a left to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Crazy throws an elbow but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bustinchapsup tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crazy's elbow.
Bustinchapsup struggles to land a body shot inside as Crazy controls his hands.
Bustinchapsup avoiding damage as Crazy throws knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Bustinchapsup.

Crazy turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Crazy takes a little break here. Bustinchapsup wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.

Bustinchapsup bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!

Crazy bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Bustinchapsup is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Crazy has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Crazy wants to control but Bustinchapsup is keeping him busy.
Bustinchapsup is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Crazy is controlling him well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Crazy has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Bustinchapsup misses with a kick to the body.
And Crazy tries to counter it with a takedown but Bustinchapsup pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bustinchapsup ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Igor Crazy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crazy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Crazy moves out of range of the leg kick from Bustinchapsup.
Crazy drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bustinchapsup defends it well.
Bustinchapsup comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crazy misses with a low kick.
Bustinchapsup comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crazy thuds his shin into the meat of Bustinchapsup's side.

Crazy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Crazy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bustinchapsup tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crazy blocks a body shot from Bustinchapsup.
A right handed body shot lands from Crazy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Crazy.
I was talking to Bustinchapsup's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bustinchapsup tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bustinchapsup misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crazy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crazy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bustinchapsup blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Crazy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crazy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crazy tries to work over Bustinchapsup's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crazy can't find room to land a body shot as Bustinchapsup controls the action.
Bustinchapsup presses Crazy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bustinchapsup swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bustinchapsup misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bustinchapsup throws a head punch that misses.
Crazy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Crazy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Allkindsa Bustinchapsup will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Bustinchapsup tries a head kick but it misses.
Bustinchapsup slips a straight right by Crazy.
Allkindsa Bustinchapsup is winning the standup battle so far.
Bustinchapsup misses with a kick to the body.
Bustinchapsup avoids the body shot from Crazy.
Bustinchapsup is looking for a counter combo.
Bustinchapsup keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Crazy pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bustinchapsup back to the cage. Crazy follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A big left from Bustinchapsup misses.
Crazy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crazy lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Bustinchapsup falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Igor Crazy!
Igor Crazy took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.
Allkindsa Bustinchapsup was interviewed post fight and said 'I blame the crowd'.