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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boy Bubby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hjelmslev comes to the cage accompanied by I Touch Myself. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 lbs
24 - 19 - 0 |
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168 lbs
33 - 15 - 2 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Boy Bubby!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Donatello Bradman and Chris Dean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hjelmslev wants to slow Bubby down by chopping away at his legs.
A big left from Hjelmslev misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bubby checks a leg kick.
Bubby appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hjelmslev looks to throw the jab but Bubby is out of range.
Bubby fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bubby lands a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Hjelmslev there.
Hjelmslev is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bubby.
Bubby steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Hjelmslev.
Bubby fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hjelmslev, pushing him back against the cage.
Bubby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bubby swings wildly with an uppercut but Hjelmslev uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hjelmslev swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bubby scores with a nice hook to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bubby creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hjelmslev is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hjelmslev misses with a body punch.
Bubby avoiding damage as Hjelmslev throws knees to the body.
Hjelmslev swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bubby lands a left hand.
Hjelmslev is looking to break free of the clinch but Bubby has double underhooks.
Hjelmslev fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hjelmslev swings wildly with an uppercut but Bubby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hjelmslev tries to land a knee to the head but Bubby blocks with his arms.
Bubby pushes Hjelmslev back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Bubby fails to land.
Bubby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bubby lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hjelmslev blocking some punches.
Bubby misses with a punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev misses with a punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev has a couple of punches blocked by Bubby.
Hjelmslev working aggressively here.
Bubby blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hjelmslev throws a punch but it's blocked by Bubby.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bubby.
Hjelmslev can't break the clinch.
Bubby keeps control of Hjelmslev as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bubby lands a hook that snaps the head of Hjelmslev backwards.
Bubby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hjelmslev is trying to force a seperation but Bubby has the dominant position.
Hjelmslev breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hjelmslev keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hjelmslev takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bubby lands with a shot to the body.
Bubby scores with a shot to the body.
Bubby throws out a powerful jab.
Bubby throws a series of punches but Hjelmslev avoids them all with ease.
Bubby throws a body shot but no joy.
Hjelmslev takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A punch combination from Hjelmslev misses.
Hjelmslev throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bubby counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hjelmslev avoids the head kick by Bubby.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hjelmslev moves into the clinch.
Bubby lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hjelmslev backwards.
Bubby pushes Hjelmslev back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hjelmslev has had enough of the clinch but Bubby keeps him there for the moment.
A head punch on the inside from Bubby fails to land.
Hjelmslev misses with some punches.
Bubby lands with a short shot to the head.
Hjelmslev misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bubby blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hjelmslev is looking to break free of the clinch but Bubby has double underhooks.
Hjelmslev pushes Bubby back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bubby.
Hjelmslev working aggressively here.
Hjelmslev can't find room to land a body shot as Bubby controls the action.
Bubby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev tries to land a knee to the head but Bubby blocks with his arms.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hjelmslev tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bubby avoids it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bubby.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hjelmslev using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bubby has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hjelmslev lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bubby backwards.
Bubby blocking some punches.
Bubby digs a right hand into Hjelmslev's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hjelmslev's gas tank.
Hjelmslev is trying to break the clinch but Bubby is controlling him.
Bubby scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bubby.
Hjelmslev struggles to land a body shot inside as Bubby controls his hands.
Hjelmslev misses with the head strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Hjelmslev.
Bubby keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hjelmslev's efforts to push away.
Hjelmslev tries to circle away but Bubby has him pinned against the cage.
Bubby lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hjelmslev lands a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boy Bubby dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Bubby moves out of range of the strikes.
Bubby explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bubby walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bubby, as that shot connected.
Bubby chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hjelmslev gets tackled into the cage by Bubby. Bubby maintains the clinch.
Bubby keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hjelmslev's efforts to push away.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bubby.
Hjelmslev with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hjelmslev can't break the clinch.
Hjelmslev misses with a knee strike.
Hjelmslev blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from Bubby.
Hjelmslev escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hjelmslev throws out a loose jab but Bubby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bubby throws a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bubby rushes Hjelmslev and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hjelmslev working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hjelmslev throws a head punch that misses.
Bubby blocking some punches.
Bubby fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bubby misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hjelmslev.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bubby.
Bubby misses with a punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev wants to get back to striking at distance but Bubby won't allow it.
Bubby lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hjelmslev throws a head punch that misses.
Bubby throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hjelmslevs head.
Bubby tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hjelmslev lands with a light punch inside.
Hjelmslev trying to land knees to the body.
Hjelmslev wants to break free but Bubby has control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bubby lands a left hand.
Hjelmslev wants to get back to striking at distance but Bubby won't allow it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bubby.
Hjelmslev fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hjelmslev misses with a hook from the clinch.
Good body shot from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hjelmslev fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bubby on the side of the head.
Hjelmslev throws a leg kick
and Bubby counters with a head kick.
Hjelmslev throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hjelmslev takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hjelmslev throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hjelmslev's corner calls for a 1-2. Hjelmslev obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hjelmslev ducks right into an uppercut from Bubby.
Hjelmslev is rocked!
Bubby connects with a jab.
Oh Hjelmslev is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boy Bubby seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bubby throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A cross from Bubby lands.
Bubby throws a shot to the body.
Hjelmslev chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bubby can pounce on him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hjelmslev lands a jab.
Bubby is rocked!
Bubby connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bubby is still on wobbly legs! Can Hjelmslev finish him?
Hjelmslev misses with an uppercut. Bubby saw that one coming.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hjelmslev looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bubby has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bubby takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hjelmslev seems to have got his legs back now.
Bubby defending well as Hjelmslev loads up on a big left hand.
Bubby is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Hjelmslev throws a leg kick that misses.
Bubby checks the leg kick nicely there.
It seemed like Bubby was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bubby lands a jab to the nose.
Hjelmslev misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bubby.
Bubby wants to counter the offense by Hjelmslev and move into the clinch position.
Hjelmslev throws a lazy uppercut
and Bubby counters with an inside leg kick.
Hjelmslev swings widly with a right hand
and Bubby counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Hjelmslev has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Boy Bubby!
Our winner, Boy Bubby, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Ragnar Hjelmslev stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.
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energy
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hype
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