PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bagatar Hetagurov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Han Ha Ha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hetagurov
vs
Ha Ha

186 cm
24
197 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

176 cm
23
193 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

King of Fists

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bagatar Hetagurov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Han Ha Ha!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hetagurov misses with a two punch combination.
Ha Ha doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

Hetagurov moves into the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ha Ha avoiding damage as Hetagurov throws knees to the body.
Hetagurov tries to land knees in the clinch but Ha Ha avoids the damage to the body.
We've been informed that Ha Ha has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Hetagurov connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ha Ha's face.
Hetagurov with a knee to the head.
Ha Ha swings wildly with an uppercut but Hetagurov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hetagurov tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ha Ha's elbow.
Ha Ha struggles to land a body shot inside as Hetagurov controls his hands.
Ha Ha misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ha Ha scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short uppercut from Hetagurov.
Stalling in the clinch from Hetagurov.
Ha Ha blocks a body shot from Hetagurov.
Ha Ha misses with a body punch.
Hetagurov swings wildly with an uppercut but Ha Ha uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ha Ha scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Bagatar Hetagurov has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ha Ha misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hetagurov.
A shot in the inside from Hetagurov.
Hetagurov working aggressively here.
Ha Ha working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hetagurov is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Hetagurov throws a head punch that misses.
Hetagurov is stalling here.
Hetagurov blocks an uppercut.
Ha Ha throws a head punch that misses.
A bit of stalling here from Ha Ha.
Ha Ha works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hetagurov using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ha Ha has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A nice left hand lands by Ha Ha.
Ha Ha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ha Ha lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Hetagurov tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ha Ha tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hetagurov.
A short uppercut from Ha Ha.
Ha Ha struggles to land a body shot inside as Hetagurov controls his hands.
Hetagurov throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ha Ha blocks it with crossed arms.
Hetagurov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ha Ha.
Hetagurov prevents a body shot from Ha Ha.
Ha Ha tries to throw a body punch but Hetagurov avoids it by throwing Ha Ha back against the cage.
Ha Ha misses with the head strike.
Hetagurov misses with a knee strike.
Ha Ha pushes Hetagurov back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hetagurov is trying to stall.
Hetagurov blocks an uppercut.
Ha Ha misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hetagurov takes a shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hetagurov using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ha Ha lands a body shot in the clinch.
Ha Ha tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hetagurov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hetagurov tries a knee to the head but Ha Ha blocks it.
Ha Ha lands with a light punch inside.
Ha Ha lands with a right to the head.
Ha Ha tries to throw a body punch but Hetagurov avoids it by throwing Ha Ha back against the cage.
Ha Ha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ha Ha lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hetagurov or not.
Hetagurov tries a knee to the head but Ha Ha blocks it.
Hetagurov lands with a short shot to the head.
Ha Ha lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hetagurov or not.
Ha Ha working aggressively here.
Ha Ha misses with some punches.
Ha Ha working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ha Ha lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hetagurov or not.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right handed body shot lands from Ha Ha.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha lands with a short shot to the head.
Hetagurov misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ha Ha.
Ha Ha lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ha Ha misses with a body punch.

Hetagurov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ha Ha is looking to slow Hetagurov down with leg kicks.
Bagatar Hetagurov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ha Ha fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ha Ha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hetagurov throws a sloppy head kick
and Ha Ha counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hetagurov lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ha Ha's sensitive parts.
Ha Ha's corner calls for a 1-2. Ha Ha obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ha Ha misses with a body kick.

Ha Ha feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hetagurov sprawling to the canvas! Hetagurov rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Ha Ha finish him?!

Hetagurov is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hetagurov ducks into an uppercut from Ha Ha and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Han Ha Ha!
Han Ha Ha decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.