PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saint Nick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robo Pope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pope has chosen Ghost - Monstrance Clock as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Robo Pope was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Nick
vs
Pope

225 cm
35
300 lbs
34 - 10 - 0

225 cm
34
344 lbs
8 - 40 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Saint Nick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 40 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robo Pope!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, David Schapiro and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nick lands with a nice body punch.
Pope looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Nick sends Pope crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Nick is motioning to the referee to let Pope up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like Robo Pope has been cut.
Nick lands with a nice body punch.
Pope gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Nick points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Pope wakes up just in time to hear Nick thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Saint Nick!
In defeat, Robo Pope stepped up to the mic, saying 'I hope to be the first MMA fighter to die in the ring. Help make my dream come true.'.