PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rascal Donkashane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ipod Apple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ipod Apple told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Donkashane
vs
Apple

183 cm
23
180 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

150 cm
40
180 lbs
5 - 58 - 1

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rascal Donkashane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 58 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ipod Apple!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Roberts and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Donkashane closes the distance and pushes Apple back into the cage.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Apple has eaten all the pies!
Donkashane has a couple of punches blocked by Apple.
We've been hearing reports that Donkashane has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Donkashane tries a body shot but Apple blocks it.
Apple cracks Donkashane with a nice body shot.
Donkashane swings wildly with an uppercut but Apple uses good head movement to avoid it.
Donkashane lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Apple lands a body shot.
Apple prevents a body shot from Donkashane.
Apple tries to work over Donkashane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Apple misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Donkashane jumps guard.

Donkashane has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Apple should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Donkashane has tightened it up now! Apple should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Rascal Donkashane!