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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noah Jaccard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Las Vagueness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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183 lbs
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170 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
World class MT
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Noah Jaccard!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Las Vagueness!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vagueness ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice defenses there by Vagueness.
Jaccard paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Vagueness throws out a loose jab but Jaccard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jaccard half committed to a counter leg kick.
Jaccard fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Vagueness.
Jaccard lands with a nice body punch.
Vagueness throws a right hand that Jaccard ducks under and follows up with a left that Jaccard also avoids with ease.
Jaccard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jaccard looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jaccard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
No joy there for Vagueness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jaccard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Decent striking displayed by Jaccard there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vagueness digs a good hook to Jaccard's body.
Vagueness just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Jaccard wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jaccard connects with a leg kick. Vagueness looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vagueness cracks Jaccard with a right hand to the side of the head.
It looks like Noah Jaccard has been cut.
Jaccard lands a nice looking body kick.
Jaccard swings widly with a right hand
and Vagueness counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vagueness takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jaccard, right into the meat.
An inside leg kick lands from Jaccard.
A good leg kick by Jaccard.
Vagueness throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jaccard slips under a jab from Vagueness.
Jaccard throws a sloppy head kick
and Vagueness counters with a left to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Vagueness misses the target.
Vagueness misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vagueness looks to throw the jab but Jaccard is out of range.
Jaccard feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vagueness's calf.
Jaccard moves out of range of the strikes.
Jaccard lunges at Vagueness with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Vagueness's hand.
Vagueness missing with a left hand there. Jaccard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jaccard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vagueness will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jaccard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Vagueness circles away quickly and effectively.
Jaccard misses with a few strikes there.
Vagueness misses with a hook.
Jaccard throws a head kick that misses
and Vagueness counters with a nice uppercut.
Jaccard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Vagueness has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Jaccard throws a left and a right that both miss
and Vagueness counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaccard is looking to land body kicks.
Jaccard misses with a hook
and Vagueness counters with a stiff right hand.
A slow jab from Jaccard misses its intended target.
Jaccard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Vagueness checks the leg kick.
Vagueness just misses with a punch to the body.
Jaccard throws a quick counter head kick but Vagueness was just out of range.
Vagueness swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jaccard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jaccard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jaccard lands a leg kick that knocks Vagueness off balance momentarily.
Vagueness throws a nice looking combination but Jaccard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jaccard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vagueness lands a really nice looking cross but Jaccard seems unphased.
Jaccard slips a jab from Vagueness.
It looked like Jaccard was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaccard misses with a hook
and Vagueness counters with a straight right hand.
Vagueness has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jaccard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vagueness on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jaccard. Jaccard obviously looking to wear him down.
Jaccard missing with a left hand there. Vagueness was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Good standup being displayed there by Vagueness as he connects with a hook.
Vagueness looks to land a left hand but Jaccard moved out of range nicely.
Jaccard lands a head kick. Vagueness smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Vagueness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vagueness throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jaccard counters with a nice leg kick.
Vagueness misses with a hook
and Jaccard counters with a low kick, right behind Vagueness 's knee.
Vagueness missing with a left hand there. Jaccard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Vagueness tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've been told by Jaccard's head coaches at Den of Tears (22 coaches) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Vagueness fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Las Vagueness will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Noah Jaccard's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Vagueness takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Vagueness's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jaccard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jaccard takes a swing at Vagueness's ribcage but misses.
A little jabbing left from Vagueness on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Vagueness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jaccard lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jaccard misses with a hook. Vagueness ducked under it nicely.
Jaccard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vagueness moves away.
Jaccard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jaccard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vagueness throws out a counter right but Jaccard avoids it with no problem.
Las Vagueness is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaccard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Vagueness tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jaccard was well out of range. Poor timing from Vagueness.
Vagueness has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vagueness there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jaccard takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jaccard misses with an uppercut
and Vagueness counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vagueness falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jaccard counters with a thumping low kick.
Vagueness lands a slapping body shot.
Jaccard feints and then cracks Vagueness's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Vagueness down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jaccard. That's going to slow Vagueness down.
Vagueness rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jaccard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Vagueness loads up on a big right hand but Jaccard slips the punch.
Jaccard is looking to counter punch.
Nice defenses there by Jaccard.
Jaccard is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Vagueness lands a slapping body shot.
Noah Jaccard is winning the standup battle so far.
A jab from Vagueness misses.
Jaccard is looking to slow Vagueness down with leg kicks.
Vagueness connects with a looping right hand.
Vagueness misses with an uppercut. Jaccard saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaccard lands with a hook. Vagueness tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jaccard throws a looping overhand right but Vagueness ducks down to avoid it.
Vagueness now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vagueness fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jaccard connects with an inside leg kick.
Vagueness misses the body punch
and Jaccard counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vagueness throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fighters circling - Jaccard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Vagueness, as that shot connected.
Jaccard feints a jab promting Vagueness to slip. Jaccard then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Vagueness slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Vagueness uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jaccard.
A nice combination there by Vagueness.
Jaccard cracks Vagueness with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jaccard throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaccard buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jaccard throws an off balance right hand
and Vagueness counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jaccard takes one on the button.
Jaccard throws the left hand but Vagueness avoids the punch easily.
Jaccard lands a front kick.
Vagueness takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jaccard throws a right and a left that Vagueness avoids nicely.
Vagueness misses with a straight right.
Vagueness throws a looping overhand right but Jaccard ducks down to avoid it.
Jaccard slips a straight right by Vagueness.
A jab lands there for Jaccard.
Jaccard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vagueness stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vagueness tries to bum rush Jaccard with a series of wild strikes but Jaccard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
An attempted straight right counter from Jaccard misses the target.
Vagueness cracks Jaccard with a good jab.
Vagueness throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jaccard throwing a counter right hand but Vagueness manages to avoid it.
Vagueness throws the left hand but Jaccard avoids the punch easily.
Jaccard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jaccard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jaccard.
Vagueness throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jaccard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jaccard takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Vagueness waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jaccard.
Jaccard throws a body shot but no joy.
Jaccard throws a jab when Vagueness was well out of range.
Vagueness misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Las Vagueness will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Noah Jaccard's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Vagueness lands a jab-cross combination.
Vagueness throws a right and a left that both miss.
As Vagueness backs away, Jaccard returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Vagueness misses with the combination.
Jaccard getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jaccard tries a head kick but it misses.
Vagueness looks to throw the jab but Jaccard is out of range.
Vagueness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vagueness lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jaccard tries a head kick but it misses.
Vagueness throws a series of punches but Jaccard avoids them all with ease.
Jaccard lands a nice leg kick that just misses Vagueness's sensitive parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaccard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vagueness in his tracks.
Jaccard slips under a jab from Vagueness.
Jaccard half committed to a counter leg kick.
No joy there for Vagueness, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Vagueness misses with a series of wild punches.
Vagueness tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Vagueness throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jaccard counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Vagueness throws a shot from downtown. Jaccard moves away and avoids it.
Vagueness loads up on a big right hand but Jaccard slips the punch.
Vagueness takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Vagueness throws a looping overhand right but Jaccard ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaccard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vagueness. That did some damage!
Vagueness looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vagueness closes the distance and lands a one-two.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vagueness uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jaccard takes one on the button.
Jaccard throws a poor cross that misses
and Vagueness counters with a series of strikes. Jaccard will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jaccard digs a good body shot into Vagueness's ribs.
Jaccard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vagueness was well out of range. Poor timing from Jaccard.
A countering left hand to the body from Vagueness misses.
Jaccard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jaccard misses with a hook.
Vagueness looks to land a combination. Jaccard sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jaccard is rocked!
Vagueness throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jaccard counters with a good low kick that Vagueness was not able to check.
Oh Jaccard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Vagueness displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaccard scores with the left hand. Vagueness knows he should have avoided that one.
Jab by Jaccard.
Jaccard looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jaccard lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jaccard connects with a leg kick. Vagueness looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Vagueness connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Jaccard! He's out on his feet! Vagueness rushes in and drops Jaccard with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Las Vagueness!
Las Vagueness is the new welterweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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