PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Remy LeBeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Imzda Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

LeBeau
vs
Noob

180 cm
29
190 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

180 cm
36
190 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Remy LeBeau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Imzda Noob!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Sosuke Kotani and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noob misses with a kick to the body.
LeBeau looks to land a body kick but Noob moved away.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from LeBeau.
LeBeau swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Noob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
LeBeau has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Vicious Striking in the buildup to the fight.
Remy LeBeau seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
LeBeau misses with a straight right.
As LeBeau backs off Noob throws a huge counter combo but LeBeau manages to avoid it all.
LeBeau blocks a jab.
Noob throws a low kick but LeBeau moves out of range easily.
Crunch! Noob slams his shin into LeBeau's torso.
LeBeau misses the shot to the body.
Noob blocks a jab.
A little jabbing left from Noob on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob staying out of range there.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob counters with a low kick, right behind LeBeau 's knee.
Noob has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as LeBeau is landing a low percentage of strikes.
LeBeau lands a nice shot that snaps Noob's head back.
LeBeau throws a left and a right that both miss
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
LeBeau takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from LeBeau.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Noob takes one to the chin there.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a thumping low kick.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
LeBeau misses with the combination.
Noob misses with an uppercut. LeBeau saw that one coming.
LeBeau throws a body punch but Noob moves out of range.
LeBeau is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
No joy there for LeBeau, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Noob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from LeBeau.
Imzda Noob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
LeBeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A big right from LeBeau misses.
LeBeau throws a right hand that misses
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Noob connects with a right hand. LeBeau shakes it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
LeBeau throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
LeBeau checks the leg kick nicely there.
LeBeau falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a solid body kick.
LeBeau goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Noob misses the target.
Noob throws a leg kick but LeBeau moved away.
Noob takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Noob.
Noob is on the wrong end of a nice combination from LeBeau.
The fighters circling - LeBeau throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
LeBeau scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
LeBeau uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
LeBeau cracks Noob with a right hand to the side of the head.
LeBeau misses with an uppercut
and Noob counters with a good low kick that LeBeau was not able to check.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from LeBeau.
LeBeau gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Noob counters with an inside leg kick.
LeBeau throws a jab when Noob was well out of range.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
LeBeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
LeBeau on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Noob is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! LeBeau had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Noob throws a nice inside leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Noob counters with a left and a right that stings LeBeau.
Noob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
LeBeau looks to score with a jab to the body but Noob is just out of range.
LeBeau works the jab nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A lazy body kick from LeBeau
letting Noob counter with a right hand.
Noob shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
LeBeau throwing a counter right hand but Noob manages to avoid it.
LeBeau uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noob.
LeBeau gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Noob to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noob lunges at LeBeau with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by LeBeau's hand.
LeBeau looks to land a right hand but Noob moved out of range.
Nice shot lands for LeBeau.
Noob cracks LeBeau with a right hand to the side of the head.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a two punch combo.
LeBeau scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Noob doesn't seem bothered though.
Noob misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice shot by LeBeau.
LeBeau slips under a jab from Noob.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noob bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Noob lands a body shot.
LeBeau misses with an uppercut. Noob saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Imzda Noob dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Noob misses with a low kick.
A punch lands to the side of LeBeau 's head but he takes it in his stride.
LeBeau throws an ugly left hook that misses
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noob lands with a kick to the temple. LeBeau shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
LeBeau scores with the left hand. Noob knows he should have avoided that one.
Noob lands with a nice body punch.
LeBeau checks a low kick from Noob.
A big left from LeBeau misses.
Noob throws out a counter right but LeBeau avoids it with no problem.
LeBeau is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
LeBeau swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
LeBeau throws a hook but Noob avoids it easily.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
LeBeau tries to land a body kick
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LeBeau looks to land a combination. Noob sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
LeBeau scores with a nice body kick.
Noob lands a jab to the nose.
Remy LeBeau is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
LeBeau misses with a few strikes there.
LeBeau misses with a right hand
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
LeBeau throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Noob counters with a two punch combo.
LeBeau misses with a left hand
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
LeBeau misses with a left hand
and Noob makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Noob lands a nice looking body shot.
LeBeau throws a lazy uppercut
and Noob counters with a straight right hand.
LeBeau misses the shot to the body.
Noob leaves LeBeau with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Noob duly obliges.
LeBeau throws a lazy uppercut
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LeBeau displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Noob throws out the jab.
LeBeau misses with a takedown attempt
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
LeBeau misses with a looping left.
Imzda Noob seems to be getting the better of the standup.
LeBeau with a poor takedown
letting Noob counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Remy LeBeau. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Noob avoids a punch combination nicely.
Noob doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
LeBeau on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Noob. Noob obviously looking to wear him down.
Noob lands with a straight right. LeBeau didn't see that one coming.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether LeBeau might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
LeBeau cracks a nice hook into Noob's ribs.
LeBeau throws a jab when Noob was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.
A cross from Noob lands.
A big right from LeBeau misses.
LeBeau misses with a takedown attempt - Noob sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
LeBeau misses with a double jab
and Noob counters with a low kick, right behind LeBeau 's knee.
LeBeau throws a looping overhand right but Noob ducks down to avoid it.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
LeBeau gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
LeBeau misses with a jab, cross combination.
Noob feints a counter leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
LeBeau throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
LeBeau misses with a straight right.
Noob appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
LeBeau swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noob walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Noob scores with a leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a left hand
and Noob counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a nice leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a good low kick that LeBeau was not able to check.
Noob throws a combination. LeBeau tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a left to the body.
LeBeau misses with a takedown attempt
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noob ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
LeBeau looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
LeBeau moves forwards but Noob connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Noob has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with an inside leg kick.
LeBeau throws a left and a right that both miss
and Noob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Imzda Noob showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Noob connects with a jab.
LeBeau misses with a right hand
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
LeBeau throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Noob sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Noob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on LeBeau. That did some damage!
LeBeau takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
LeBeau throws a lazy uppercut
and Noob counters with a left to the body.
A lazy body kick from LeBeau
and Noob counters with a solid body kick.
Noob defending well as LeBeau loads up on a big left hand.
LeBeau shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Noob sprawls well. Noob wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. LeBeau gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob lands a right hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob connects with a solid leg kick.
A big right from LeBeau misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Noob misses.
Noob tests LeBeau's chin there with a solid looking shot.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Noob throws a shot to the body.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Noob.
LeBeau pulls out of a head kick attempt.
LeBeau fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
LeBeau throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
LeBeau has his takedown stuffed
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Remy LeBeau. That's going to take a lot out of him.
LeBeau falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps LeBeau thinking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noob misses with a series of wild punches.
Noob connects with a body shot.
Noob throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Remy LeBeau has been cut.
LeBeau misses the jab.
LeBeau misses with a straight left.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick.
A lazy body kick from LeBeau
and Noob counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Noob scores with a kick to the midsection.
Noob misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from LeBeau.
Noob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
LeBeau throws a body kick that misses
and Noob counters with a lovely shot to the body.
LeBeau scores with a shot to the body.
LeBeau pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
LeBeau misses the body punch
and Noob counters with a nice low kick that buckles LeBeau's knee momentarily.
LeBeau misses with a jab to the body
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick.
LeBeau doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Noob counters with a leg kick.
LeBeau scores with a punch to the head.
Noob thumps LeBeau with a low kick.
LeBeau will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
LeBeau swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LeBeau lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Noob circles away quickly and effectively.
Noob feints a counter leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
LeBeau swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
LeBeau misses with a body punch
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LeBeau throws a looping overhand right but Noob ducks down to avoid it.
Noob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
LeBeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Remy LeBeau has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
LeBeau misses with a takedown
and Noob counters with an outside leg kick.
Noob scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
LeBeau tries for a takedown but Noob circles away easily
and Noob counters with a leg kick.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Imzda Noob comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Noob has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Imzda Noob!
Imzda Noob looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I want to thanks Kim Jong Un for this fight. His skills and guidence in this fight has been the best. OSS'.